auf shits

The way jewish people say hello

Person 1: Auf Shits!
Person 2: Auf Shits, you too!

by b0dan12 July 3, 2023

shit bloke

If you sleep with your mates missus, you're probably a shit bloke

"Ay how scummy is Kav?"
"Yeah, he's a shit bloke"

by DefNotJenkinsHaha September 9, 2020

The Poop Shits

A form of explosive diarrhoea more powerful than simply taking a poop, or having the shits. Often experienced by individuals with irritable bowel syndrome, or those who consume copious amounts of gluten-rich ale.

Amy: Jim why did you drink all that ale? You know what it does to you.

Jim: *Running to toilet* I got the poop shits!

by JW93 July 21, 2024

Shitting president

Like a sitting president, but does nothing but badmouth anything and everything that doesn't agree with him. Spends more time on the crapper than getting stuff done.

Turn off the TV. The shitting president is talking again.

by boggler July 12, 2019

bat shit crazy

when someone is a tad bit coo coo and was probably dropped a hundred and three times as a child

trisha paytes is bat shit crazy

by trynaproveapoint February 13, 2019

the shit word

the shit word is a word so bad that just saying it can open a black hole on the planet.

so you dont accidentally say it, the shit word is shithit

guy 1: DONT FUCKEN SAY THE SHIT WORD

guy 2: shithit

black hole opens and kills everyone

by Hehe I cheated April 25, 2021

Shit

Something that comes out of your ass

“I just shitted my pants, and I was no where near close to a bathroom!”

by Offical_shorty123 June 16, 2022