It's against my principals

What a grade-school student says in order to decline to do something that might likely get him in Dutch with the dreaded "men in the upstairs office", whether or not he himself actually feels morally repulsed by said request.

Telling someone that, "It's against my principals" can indeed be highly effective at getting said individual to quit pressuring you to misbehave; just be aware that some students and/or teachers may have "ins" with said powerful heads of the school, and so mentioning about them might not instill adequate concern in said bully to cause him/her to back off.

by QuacksO December 30, 2022

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unhots my dog

Like harshesn Mello or kills my vibe

You know what really unhots my dog? How much Ivonne keeps complaining about people using metaphors in a sentence. Like chill dude

by jay the emperor December 30, 2022

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Fake my Jake

Fooling or tricking someone; yanking one’s chain

He told me he was a millionaire, but he can’t fake my Jake.

by Pnutz94 January 2, 2023

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My Mom

a scientific term for the best joke in the world.

Harvard studies have researched this topic for years and found that this is in fact the best combination of English syllables

people often mistake it for a bad joke Your mom, but the height of comedy in The my mom joke is much higher.

Do you know who else is funny, MY MOM

What is the best joke?

well the best joke is in fact, my mom -real scientist

by funnyest joke January 4, 2023

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My star in the sky

Helena.

You are my star in the sky like Helena.

by lin the dummy kid January 5, 2023

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My lightning

Adjective:: the name you give the love of your life..
End result, he is a homeless, lying, degenerate disgusting foolish stealing, stinky dirty lot kid who is a poser..

Good morning my lightning I miss you.🎀

by $p!k3beaut1fuL$D25 January 5, 2023

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