Shit-ton

A prettylot is more than a little and less than a lot ( look it up). A shit-ton is more than a lot.

A tractor trailer holds a shit-Ton of merchandise.

by Yesway June 10, 2018

Piece of Shit

Someone who’s first name starts with a C and rhymes with Brody or last name starts with an L.

This shit is the worst shit of all history.

It is like dog shit that has been sitting on your shoe for three weeks, but was left in a car heating up to 110 degrees. It has not only ruined a perfectly good show, but also a good car. It basically exists to ruin anything and everything in its path.

This shit may possibly be unaware of the damage it causes, but that’s how bad of a shit it is... it is literally a stupid piece of shit.

That piece of shit came out of the devils asshole.

by Whyarepeoplestupid February 9, 2018

Shit Sickle Fudge Ducks

A given situation that involves pure fuckery

Shit Sickle Fudge Ducks, the dingo ate my baby.

by ParkeBench66 March 13, 2023

Shit Exactly

When you take a shit but there is nothing to wipe or your first wipe doesn’t have shit on it.

I though it would take me a while in the bathroom but I had a shit exactly.

by Dän The Great December 30, 2020

Oh shit, I just cheesed

An exclamation used when cheese gets thrown into the mix during sexual intercourse.

Johhny was jerking off in the pantry when his elbow hit a shelf, dropping a slice of cheese onto his dick, reaching orgasm as the tender cheese carresed his engorged glands.
"Oh shit, I just cheesed", he exclaimed.

by World_cheese_centre_2001 February 6, 2024

Throwing dog shit

Meaning when someone who said something so lame u can’t do nothing but tell them that you’re throwing dog poop at their head

BOOOOO I’m throwing dog shit at u bitches heads for real💩💩💩💩

by Nayonit January 15, 2022

STOMACH SHIT

A stomach shit is when you feel a ball of shit so prominent in your stomach. You feel a shitball in your gut. Depending on the tier of the shit is how much pain you will endure. If your shit comes out fast and watery, it’s almost desirable. But when you have a shit that’s hard to push out, it hurts like a bitch.

Bestie 1: Broooo I have a stomach shit
Bestie 2: Aw, I’m sorry to hear that. What’s the shit tier?
Bestie 1: I think it’s tier 1.
Bestie 2: OMG GIRLY SHARE SOME 😍😍😍

by shizter October 1, 2022