School shootings

If attention is worth more than your kids lives than you deserve it every time.

Hym "School shootings don't happen in a vacuum and if you're not willing to trade attention for the lives of children you deserve it every time it happens."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2023

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james monroe high school

a trashy school full of homophobes

james monroe high school is a trashy ass school

by xo.tozier November 16, 2020

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Welcome to QHHS, otherwise known as the 1960s! Located in the Antelope Valley, if you aren’t white, cisgender, straight, and interested in sports, then good fucking luck. People threaten to shoot up the school constantly. Also everyone acts like they’re better than everyone else, but in reality most kids here are going to live and die in the AV. Did you know the mascot used to be a confederate soldier? And that everything was themed to be extremely racist? You’ll feel incredibly uncomfortable whenever you see paint chip off the murals and find that the confederate flag is under them. Do you like theater? Well you’re gonna have to perform in a cafeteria that violates multiple OSHA codes. Do you like band? Well…have fun with the director. That’s all I’ll say. Do you have a history class? Well you’ll find them in the magical “village” which is only here because they have so many sports fields that they refused to take out in favor of classes, and thus you will have to make a journey comparable to the Oregon Trail just to do badly on a DBQ. Do you like watching people making out? Hope you do, because you’ll see ass-gripping and face-fucking every time you turn a corner. Oh, and the center of the school is the “big gym”. Walking in there will feel like you’re walking into a fucking bullfighting arena, but when you get there all you’ll get is a pep rally in which someone will probably fall over and get made fun of. Also, don’t use the girl’s bathrooms. Just trust me, don’t.

“Have you been to Quartz Hill High School?”
“Oh, the place that used to have conservative flags painted everywhere?”
“Yep!”

by The Ghost of the AV March 16, 2023

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Sumac Elementary School

An elementary school in Agoura Hills, CA. It is known as a well rounded school, but half of the classrooms of the school are in temporary trailer rooms, and has a problem with abusive teachers. While attending Sumac in the early 2010's, I witnessed a teacher grab a student's arm out of frustration while helping him on a math problem. Another time the PRINCIPLE led the parents into our classroom on the first day of school and affectionately asked the class if they were exited to be in school, all of the kids said yes, while one kid shook his head no. Then, in front of everyone, the principle walked over to the kid, got in his face, and explained that if she asked if everyone was happy to be back in school, he was supposed to agree. She did this in an extremely bully-like, nazi way. And as far as I could tell, the parents couldn't have cared less. But luckily, lots of the other teachers are kind and helpful. Also a bear got on the playground one time I think.

"Half of the people here either went to Sumac Elementary School, or Mariposa. Did you know that they share a campus?"

by anonymous December 7, 2020

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Queens High School for Language Studies

The best High School ever where the omega god Sebby and the beautiful man baby Edison run Ms Chang’s Chinese class because we’re such scholars 🌚

girl #1: “hey do u go to Queens High School for Language Studies?”
girl #2: “yea that’s where sebby goes to the fine brown hair curly headed boy 😍😍😍😍😍 ”
girl #1: “OMG FR??? i just might have to transfer there since he’s there 😩😩😩”
girl #2: “nah back off Yeo he’s mine respectfully”

by definemaster123 November 5, 2021

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