Dick

A man’s private part along with him being an ass. He comes off as rude, immature, too sarcastic, thinks he’s funny but he’s not, disrespectful, doesn’t know how to treat a girl, and overall a complete douche.

Zack is being such a dick!

by I am that bad ass bitch March 3, 2020

Dick Fizz

When recieving a blowjob the man jizzes in the woman's mouth she then proceeds to swish the jizz around her mouth like mouthwash causing the jizz to become bubbly and spit like , dick fizz

Guy 1. How was last night
Guy2. It was sick , I had sex and gave her the dick fizz

by sd_af123 September 20, 2015

GRAB DICK DAY

it’s September 2, just a random day to grab a boys dick

Hey Jonny ,today’s grab dick day

by idontvsco-sksksks August 30, 2019

stepping on my dick

Screwing up over and over.

If I don't stop stepping on my dick, I'm going to get fired.

by Dude from 'dena August 4, 2016

National grab his dick

On may 16 grab his dick

National grab his dick

by Master Jew May 15, 2022

Bucket Dick

An STD caught by a male cadet who has had sexual encounters with far too many trou, no cure is known and it is said to be terminal.

Cadet Y: I heard Jeremy got with another trou last night.

Cadet X: He better be careful or he'll get Bucket Dick

by TheCCQ March 24, 2009

Pickup dick

Seen more frequently in rural communities, this roadway denizen is found driving a large pickup truck, often lifted, sometimes with a large smokestack - like exhaust pipe belching black diesel smoke from an overwide pipe behind the cab.

These drivers are always pushyand and ill-mannered. They cut off other drivers, must always be passing, sometimes even dangerous.

It is rumored that the size of their actual dick is inversely related to the size of their truck and its exhaust pipe.

That pickup dick just cut that lady off, and that diesel stench is awful!

by Elric of Melnibone March 22, 2024