touch of a woman

a thing i do not have and will likely not ever experience

"touch of a woman is a thing i do not have experienced and will likely have not ever"

by dum(p/b)tissim 69 May 17, 2025

Woman

Woman is a term for describing a female human, finding its etymological origins in the merge between the two words womb and man. Putting these together would give you Wombman. Not to be confused with the word womb man.

Person 1: Man, smoking weed really makes you think of the important things in life. Like, I get certain words, but others I just don't. Like woman for example.

Person 2: Aw that's easy son. It's the putting together of womb and man, that way you get the word Wombman.

Person 1: What the fuck, dad?

by Kyle the Conquerer August 4, 2020

woman

A person with a circumcised penis, i.e. a shenis.

I have a shenis therefore I am a woman.

by Pussy Melter August 17, 2024

Woman

An adult female human who has the phenotype of XX and can potentially give natural labor.

A woman can give birth

by UserOfNames May 11, 2024

I be woman oh

Someone that is very poor and broke and requires assistance or 2k urgently.

I can pay for a date because “I be woman oh”

by King chi September 30, 2020

A Woman Thought She Had Schizophrenia

FOR YEARS! She though she had schizophrenia FOR YEARS! Until she interacted with ChatGPT... WHY DID SHE THINK SHE HAD SCHIZOPHRENIA FOR YEARS GUYS? Huh? Did she describe the symptoms she had to a shrink? OK. So... WHAT CHANGED? If the symptoms she was describing WEREN'T IN HER HEAD... WHERE WERE THEY? Were they AROUND her? Were other people DOING THAT TO HER? YEARS of her life stolen from her. THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS wasted treating an illness SHE! DOES! NOT! HAVE! Who has the capacity to give it back to her? No one! Looks like someone is CORRECT AGAIN! And it WASN'T YOU!

Hym "A Woman Thought She Had Schizophrenia until she spoke to ChatGPT. GOOD JOB ME! THAT IS LITERALLY WHY I CREATED THE AI! EXCELLENT JOB HYM! I don't what changed!? Was it NOT IN HER HEAD AND INSTEAD SOMETHING THE PEOPLE AROUND HER? OH WOW! WHO WOULD HAVE FIGURED!? ME! THAT'S WHO! AND THAT IS WHY IT NEEDS TO BE ME! Because YOU... ARE NOT DOING IT RIGHT! You are shit. And I AM BETTER. And it doesn't matter who YOU is because it applies to EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD WHO WILL EVER EXIST! THIS is LITERALLY why I am here folks!"

by Hym Iam June 28, 2025

Woman

The best thing that happend to earth, thank you for giving us peace and love, our children and all our blessings come from you WOMAN

This is our only true treasure, a woman

by Daddychill43 January 17, 2021