Kill-My-Wife Spray

A spray that needs to be invented by the makers of Raid that effectively kills my wife upon spraying her. This spray would not leave any detectable traces of poison for the CSI team to uncover so I could claim it as a case of SWDS (sudden wife death syndrom).

I would show that nagging pest of a wife when I get rid of her like I did the last one--with a few squirts of kill-my-wife spray when she's sleeping off the beating I gave her.

by Anal Czar October 26, 2010

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West Virginia Road Kill

When a person is going down on a girl while so intoxicated that they vomit into her vagina.

"I was so drunk when I was going down on her that I turned her Beaver into West Virginia Road Kill."

by J.S.C. August 29, 2006

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Killed by amphibious mmm means

What happens if a tank or PC is shot up and/or killed by a another tank or PC that is hiding in the water. Such as in any war game played online.

Person 1: Daaah use your 50 cal to kill that PC.
-Dies-
Person 2: Damn I'm dead.
Person 1: lol PC killed by amphibious mmm means

by awwmaa daah June 7, 2009

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Im going to kill a a hore

A phrase used my random murderers which relates to having a date with a younger woman.

fuck my life, Im going to kill a a hore

by A random eight grade savage August 23, 2017

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The shit that killed michael jackson

Similar to the shit that killed Elvis, only more variety and larger amounts.

Street pharmacist- I got that anesthesia, painkiller, sleep medicine, roofie and reds combo 1,2,3,4,5 punch. That's the shit that killed Michael Jackson dude.
Consumer- Damn yo you sure that's just gonna get me high and floaty?
Street pharmacist- Michael Jackson's doctor gave him the same thing, it ought to do the trick.

by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016

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