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Ur dad lesbian

Ur dad lesbian is considered to be so powerful that victims can suffer considerable pain for years if they not die directly. Some countries have found Ur dad lesbian so dangerouse that they have made the insult illegal to say.
Exampel 1:
Person 1: Fuck you
Person 2: Ur mom gay
Person 1: Ur dad lesbian
Person 2: *gets a pain far worse than death*

Example 2
Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Ur dad lesbian

Person 3: *Falls down in a eternal coma with no end*
by Dab Schnab March 10, 2018
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Titanium Star Lesbian

A lesbian who was married into a MOM (multiple orientation marriage) to one man for at least 10 years due to family, or social pressure but has returned permanently to her true sexual orientation.

Unlike platinum, gold, and silver metals which are soft and "pure"... Titanium, one of the strongest metals and having one of the highest melting points is reserved for those that, yes, making the mistake of giving into family and or social pressure to marry into a heterosexual marriage, return to their true sexual orientation and stay true the rest of their lives.

Often, many titanium stars are very emotionally strong due to having endured a MOM, divorce and reestablishment into the LGBT community.

A title of honor.
Cindy's gay?! She was married to Danny for 12 years! What is she bisexual or something?

Friend: no, she's a Titanium star Lesbian
by Furbabymomma May 25, 2016
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low-cal lesbian

A woman who wants to engage in homosexual acts - but limited to receiving oral sex.
Well, Steph would go full lesbian if she liked giving cunnilingus so she's just taking it like the low-cal lesbian she is.
by TMex1971 October 18, 2021
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lesbian trumpet kiss

A kiss done when 2 female trumpet players make the bells of their trumpets touch. While making sucking noises through the mouth piece.
That was a great lesbian trumpet kiss
by Dragon music November 28, 2015
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three quarters lesbian

When you are a bisexual female but , you tend to fall for girls more often then guys
Abby:so... we’ve been hanging out for a while now,but you haven’t told me if you are straight?
Emerson:umm... let me google what I am ,oh here it is I am three quarters lesbian!
Abby:oh ok, thanks.
by copelily82 =) you got it September 4, 2018
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Bronze Star Lesbian

A lesbian that dates women 80% of the time but men 20% of the time.
Hey Ted you might like my sister, she's a Bronze Star Lesbian, you might be her type.
by JenkinsO'Houlihan March 12, 2021
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lesbian rug burn

when two bitches rub those pussy close and their pubic hair rubs against each other causeing a rug burn
"I was watching this lesbian porno and there was this super hot lesbian rug burn scene in it"
by MissingLaundrySock August 10, 2016
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