Thomas

such a crybaby and has no friends

why is he crying because he's being Thomas

by x j s October 25, 2018

Thoma

A very submissive and breedable house-wife from Fontaine, currently living in Inazuma and working under the Kamisato clan

"Thoma, stop making fuckin hot pot before i shove my foot down your throat"

by PuppetMastre August 23, 2021

Thomas Gage Hammerstrom

erm what is going on I only play the binding of isaac

waht the spruce?? THat object is bolbous like Thomas Gage Hammerstroms fo head!!!11!1

by green goinkus January 29, 2023

Thomas

A Person who has a lot of power for no reason

Hey why is he able to skip the line.
Because he’s a Thomas.

by EddieMurphy May 24, 2023

Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo

Having sex with a woman during her period.

Ugh ... My girlfriend just got her period, so it looks like I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!

by MarioCBreeze August 6, 2024

Thomas!!?!

He’s the stupidest person on earth, so ugly can’t keep a girl worth shite, if you know a Thomas I feel bad for you, your life must be so awful bet you wish he could be dead to!

Friend 1: I met a Thomas!!?! last night

Friend 2: omg I’m so sorry for you

by Delta23423 January 2, 2019

Thomas

Most Thomas’s have horse cocks and the reason for this is they only eat grass.

Dang I wish I was Thomas- Jackson

by Nutinurlunchbox November 24, 2021