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Combo that shit!

When you're fucking your girl and you catch her by surprise with a finger in the asshole, a tug of the nipple, and a bite to her neck.
"Dude, I'm going to Jennifer's tonight and I'm definitely gonna combo that shit!"
by EffyStonemJr June 4, 2016
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Food is Shit

When the authority regards food as value, It’s only a matter of time before it spoils and ends up in the trash as those deserving were denied, watch and go hungry.
No, you can’t have seconds, No, wrong credentials, No, short on funds. Okay, times up, it all goes in the trash, spoiled, the “Food is Shit” worthless.
by Time Waters July 22, 2023
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Shit Swamp

A common form of diarrhea, in which soft fecal matter and non digested food (most often lettuce or vegetables) covers much of the toilet's surface water, giving the appearance of a miniaturized marsh, swamp or bog within the bowl. It must then be allowed to linger; no flushing, until potency has been acquired and a second party has declared it to be such.

Also sometimes but rarely known as Bowel Bog
Alex is being a dick, I'm gonna go Shit Swamp his toilet. Wait 15 minutes and then go declare it.
or
If I find out which of you assholes just laid a Shit Swamp in my bathroom, I'll beat your nads in!

Never mind he declared it for you.
by BFew November 27, 2010
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pencil shit

When you are taking a shit and it is long and narrow like a pencil. This is usually caused by having a tight anus.
I walked in to the stall to find a long narrow shit. Someone must have taken a pencil shit.....
by person uno December 22, 2013
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No shit sherlock

When someone points out something very obvious
Bill: It’s raining outside
David: No shit sherlock, you think I don’t notice that?
by hamburger2020 May 1, 2021
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Jizzy Shit

Another name for the not-so-popular MTV show Jersey Show.
God, I can't believe you douschebags watch Jizzy Shit.
by Blackshirts 4EVER January 11, 2011
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Shit limbo

The period of time between taking a dump and knowing there's nothing else to come, making it safe to do the paperwork and flushing.
The train was leaving in a couple of minutes but he was in shit limbo. Maybe he'd catch the next one.
by horsefeathers July 17, 2009
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