Josh couldn't couldn't any so he resorted to crotch biscuits.
by justice93sg September 26, 2010
Get the crotch biscuitmug. cup of tea and a biscuit-to go have quick sex at a hotel and biscuit indicates an oral act.
-would you like to go for a cup of tea and a biscuit at that hotel darling!
-would you like to go for a cup of tea and a biscuit at that hotel darling!
to ask a possible person for quick perfect or near perfect sex at a hotel and biscuit indicates oral sex.comes from middle bro England.cup of tea and a biscuit.
by don 12 December 21, 2013
Get the cup of tea and a biscuitmug. The act of rolling toilet paper around one's hand several times to form a soft bisuit that an overweight person will place between folds of fat on their body (usually a roll of fat under the lower abdomen) to prevent chafing, absorb sweat, and to reduce skin irritations. At the end of the day, the person may chose to retire their biscuit, letting it air dry for re-use the next day, or save the biscuit to use to wipe their ass at a later date.
Cory made a new toilet paper biscuit each morning and placed it under the flap of his belly fat to absorb sweat so that his rash would heal. He kept his used toilet paper biscuits in his bathroom and later wiped his ass with them after taking a shit.
by LooSeaAhh July 31, 2012
Get the Toilet Paper Biscuitmug. by MDF January 5, 2008
Get the tilting her biscuitmug. by yo kv June 11, 2006
Get the home skillet biscuitmug. by your mom April 8, 2004
Get the no stranger to the biscuit tinmug. Fred: Hey man, how's it going? What are you thinking of?
Carl: Fred, what the heck man?! What guy asks another guy that? You're such a cream biscuit!
Carl: Fred, what the heck man?! What guy asks another guy that? You're such a cream biscuit!
by Travelbug2002222 March 15, 2009
Get the Cream Biscuitmug.