second-cousin-twice-removed

1- Grandparent's second-cousin.
2- Second-cousin's grandchild.

My second-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

Spicy Second

An especially eventful 'hot second'.

"That video call took a spicy second."

by BreadstickEnthusiast November 7, 2021

second-cousin-4X-removed

Second-cousin-four-times-removed (2C4R).

My second-cousin-4X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

Second Hand Gayness

when a gay male shows affection to a straight male even though he knows he is as straight as a pole.

John: that gay man just winked at me
Jeremy: bro thats second hand gayness

by anonymous March 29, 2021

slopey seconds

In the winter Olympics of life, you're always going for the gold, but sometimes you just have to settle for slopey seconds.

The Norwegians might be in first place, but we wouldn't mind getting their slopey seconds.

by huglife4eva February 10, 2014

second

how long you can last in bed

i only lasted a second when fuckin your mom

by momfecker69 October 27, 2022

Second-rounder

In the dating game, a second-rounder is a person who didn't get married in their 20s like 1st rounders. They're usually still in "game shape" for sport fucking, but for whatever reason, the mental game never clicked and could never get married and retire from The Game.

Second-rounders are typically primo picks for divorced 1st rounders who are still in Game Shape themselves, but now have to get back into The Game

A milf got married and had babies, but a Second-rounder never got picked from the sidelines before their 30s.

by Leon_Washington August 9, 2021