Sausage lesbian

A lesbian who mainly hangs out with guys, but still prefers to have a female partner.

"Man, I want a gf"
"Well maybe I you weren't such a fucking sausage lesbian you'd have one"

by That seabear kid September 07, 2019

Snowy Sausage

The act of snorting cocaine off ones dick

Man. Rebecca was wild last night. She hit my snowy sausage til she passed out!

by Jameson_Halen_W December 29, 2018

Bed Sausage

A man’s penis

“I see Anna is pregnant, she must have been playing with Tim’s Bed Sausage!”

by Dick-ctionary November 20, 2021

Filling the sausage

Filling the sausage is when someone takes a fat shit in a condom then uses it as a dildo to cum too.

Mom what the fuck I’m filling the sausage get out

by Sausage filler123456789 February 21, 2024

Turd Sausage

1. A turd that comes out like a well formed sausage.

2. Someone who is such a dick they’re also a turd.

Yo I just dropped a big ol’ turd sausage.

Your sister’s boyfriend ate the last slice. Yep, he’s a turd sausage!

by Beef-noodler May 16, 2024

sausage goblin

a gay person

wow did you see paul and josh last night? what a couple of sausage goblins

by meggly October 28, 2021

Fiery Sausage

A sausage that is drizzled in fiery, orange hair. This phenomenon occurs when a ginger haired chef is not wearing a hairnet when preparing the sausages.

Shit man, I just took a bite out of my plump sausage and I got a mouthful of orange hair! The chef shed all over my sausage and transformed it into a fiery sausage!

by Cronklet November 14, 2017