redneck sausage

Big and ugly piece of shit

Why do you moan so loudly in the toilet? Are you masturbating there?!
No , sorry , I just make a redneck sausage

by TrumpStump December 16, 2016

Boston sausage

A penis that has a curve in it like a banana, weather it is curved to the left ,right or strait up.

Did you see that? That guy has the worst case of Boston sausage I've ever seen.

by Moper69 December 16, 2016

Buy sausage

Take in the mouth fat hairy dick in black.

"Hey, whore, go buy sausage"
"I suck-suck-suck that the sausage"

by Abrikos December 19, 2016

Buy sausage

Starve to hall. I do not know where it is ... hmmm ... but heard Aunt Annie said yesterday at dinner ...

"If you do not stop feeding me this crap, I'll buy sausage"

by Abrikos December 19, 2016

sausage bob

A delicious breakfast sandwich served by a major fast food restaurant chain named whataburger it's a mecca of greatness delicious savory and wholesome meal best eaten when inebriated by large amounts of alcohol

Babe bring me 2 sausage bobs and a LG fries and 2 just a burgers ......and an apple pie! (4:20 am perfect time)

by Zeeko fareno December 19, 2016

The Great Australian Sausage

The move can be used when applying a bun as a sausage on the mans penis, the femal then proceeds to give the man a blowjob while eating the bun, going deeper and deeper until she eats all of the bun

"You hungry love?"
"Fuck yeh"
"Want to give The Great Australian Sausage a go?"

by Anal4lyf December 3, 2015

sausage syndrome

When a girl/girls appear much more attractive than they actually are, due to a low volume of girls compared to a high volume of guys.

Guy 1: "Man, Jessica looks hot tonight."
Guy 2: "Bro, she's 200 pounds overweight. You just have sausage syndrome because she's the only girl here."

by HanktheBankroll December 20, 2015