long-necked horses

them weird orange spotted things that eat leaves and look like horses but with a long neck

`hey ethan what sare those long-necked horses over there`
`john thats a fucking girraffe`

by theredrichard December 30, 2019

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Horse face syndrome

Gary Busey had been diagnosed with horse face syndrome about a decade ago, there are many more who have horse face syndrome and haven't been diagnosed yet.

Trent- So you got any plans to go out with a girl this weekend?
Guy with horse face syndrome-Naaaaay

by Solid Mantis February 5, 2018

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Old Suck horse

An old woman who was bred for sucking men off or pleasing men or just an old slutty woman who you know had been slutty there whole life.

Boy: mom, where is grandma?
Mom: The old suck horse is at her boyfriends. Can you believe that Shit?
Boy: yeah she’s been a slurpin dudes since I’ve been born.

by Bro mcdudeson June 5, 2018

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burnt horse poo

Crusty poo.

Burnt horse poo tastes like dried toast.

by Debskelly1985 May 16, 2023

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american horse pirates

when you don't know the word cowboy

in the wild west movies the people who star in them are american horse pirates

by never gonna give you up never June 29, 2021

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A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.

My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:

“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”

by MinnesotaMan612 September 13, 2022

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