Christmas Puke

Around Christmastime there is always that one house that goes completely overboard with the Christmas decorations. There are blow-up rain deer and Santas all over the yard. So much so that it looks just like Christmas puked all over the yard. That is "Christmas Puke".

Hannah couldn't believe the house next door had "Christmas Puke" all over the yard.

by Julesheart January 8, 2024

Christmas Threw Up

"Christmas Threw Up" describes that ONE YARD in every neighborhood that has to go overboard with the Christmas decorations. It literally looks like Christmas threw up in their yard.

Hannah looked out her front window at the neighbor's yard across the street. "It looks like Christmas threw up in their yard", she thought.

by Julesheart January 10, 2024

christmas pregnant

Eating so much you feel fat(ter) and ashamed. Gluttony in its most pure form - specifically during the entire month of December, and trailing off sometime the end of January

Dude: "Are you hiding a whole turkey under that sweater?"
Me: "No, Dude, I'm just Christmas Pregnant. I think I ATE a whole turkey though..."
Dude: "oh.. well just don't eat so much you give birth all over the place. And leave me some Cheetos, bitch!"
Me: <Nom Nom Nom> "Whoever eats the last one.. Wins!"

by plywoodchicken December 21, 2017

Christmas blumpkin

A hollowed out squash with milk and an entire pepperoni stick stuffed inside of it.

Man I hope my mom gives me a christmas blumpkin!

by Deez_250 December 3, 2024

christmas chicken

Buying your Christmas presents the day before christmas

He’s doing Christmas chicken this year.

by Robe27 April 21, 2018

Christmas Music Clear

When slinging lizards in your EMS shit box rockin a shitty rigs awareness month during the holiday season, once finished slinging your crack head to the local hospital of course, you crank the Christmas jams and purposely hold the radio microphone away from your face, so when you clear with your Satin loving dirty button pushing dispatchers, they get to hear the lovely Christmas music

“How can we piss off our dispatchers today?” “Oh imma give them the good ole Christmas Music Clear”

by Firebasedemsinstreal November 29, 2020

White christmas

When you nut in your girlfriend on christmas

Baby.. here’s your white Christmas *cums inside*

by WADA WADA December 30, 2023