Magical Teleportation Tea

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.

"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped

by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020

Kermit's Tea Shop

A small online community filled with only good vibes, good music, and good people. Primary platforms are Spoon and Discord. Most members have a "tea" in front of their name in a small font.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard about Kermit's Tea Shop?
Person 2: Yeah, it do be a vibe!

by sheleredp627 July 4, 2020

sweetened iced tea

the best beverage known to men and southerners alike, this dream drink can be found most commonly in the southern region of the USA.

This goddamn sweetened iced tea if fucking lit fam, imma buy a gallon of this and bring it home.

by coopcooz March 13, 2018

Tube Sock Tea

When someone cums in a tube sock, the tube sock then becomes a tea bag, “tube sock tea”

Matt quickly looked around his room and realized he had forgot tissue paper. He quickly made an executive decision and came into a tube sock that he found lying on the floor.
Matt quickly realized that tube sock are the perfect place to plant his wad. Thus creating tube sock tea.

by Tearsoftheson September 15, 2022

Hitting up the tea

Going up to luxury. Living lavishly.

I bet when you go home, you be hitting up the tea

by TEAMAKER#1 May 8, 2018

Pull a iced tea

To masturbate in a refrigerator.

Did you hear Ian pull a iced tea??

by Having a ian February 12, 2021

Green Tea official

The cool band that has three members that play covers and originals like “look up more” and “what a joke”

Have you heard Green Tea Official’s new song

by MooseKing February 9, 2019