by hilolbyelol January 12, 2021
Get the surprisemug. (verb) The act of placing a sock in your crotch area to simulate a rather large penis. You then head out to the clubs (or wherever) and grind on girls who then presume you are sporting a rather nice/large package. Upon bringing one home, as she begins to unbutton your pants, you brush her hand away...reach down to grab the sock out of your pants and (gently) whap it across her face while saying "sock surprise! bitch! I've got a small penis, now let's do it!"
- See also Dirty Sock Surprise
- See also Dirty Sock Surprise
guy 1: Dude! that chick was hot last night...how'd you get her home?
guy 2: Peacock quality display, man...then I nailed her with a sock surprise!
guy 2: Peacock quality display, man...then I nailed her with a sock surprise!
by james_m October 29, 2014
Get the Sock Surprise!mug. When you cum into your girlfriend's mouth and she doesn't swallow. Then she goes in for a kiss and spits it back into your mouth. The ultimate hate fuck.
by Gabracadabra October 13, 2018
Get the Snowball surprisemug. n- that extra bit of urine that comes out after one has thouhgt they were done peeing.Usually solved by "jiggling" (usually happens with males)
person 1: aww damn, it looks like i pissed myself due to surprise sprinkle
Person 2: shoul've jiggled dude
Person 2: shoul've jiggled dude
by wonderbread257 May 9, 2011
Get the surprise sprinklemug. A game involving MDMA.
First off you assemble some sort of list with the names of all the people who want to participate in "Surprise Molly". After, gather up enough people to join, they need to sign some sort of waiver and agree on a set amount of molly. Then you write everyone`s name on different pieces of paper and put the papers in a hat. Then everyone comes together and each person takes a piece of paper. This is your "Surprise Molly" target.
Once you receive you receive your "Surprise Molly" target, you have two weeks to attack. You must find some sort of way to get your "Surprise Molly" target to take molly without knowing. For example: put the molly in food and get your "Surprise Molly" target to eat it. The goal is to have your "Surprise Molly" target roll in a good environment (perhaps a party?) successfully without knowing. The only time in which you can talk about molly with your "Surprise Molly" target is if they approach you and ask if they`re on molly. You reply with just a "yes" or "no".
If you do not get your "Surprise Molly" target to consume molly unknowingly, then you lose and do not move on to the next round. You repeat this process once every two months (or one or three etc). You play until there is one person left. They are the "Surprise Molly" champion.
First off you assemble some sort of list with the names of all the people who want to participate in "Surprise Molly". After, gather up enough people to join, they need to sign some sort of waiver and agree on a set amount of molly. Then you write everyone`s name on different pieces of paper and put the papers in a hat. Then everyone comes together and each person takes a piece of paper. This is your "Surprise Molly" target.
Once you receive you receive your "Surprise Molly" target, you have two weeks to attack. You must find some sort of way to get your "Surprise Molly" target to take molly without knowing. For example: put the molly in food and get your "Surprise Molly" target to eat it. The goal is to have your "Surprise Molly" target roll in a good environment (perhaps a party?) successfully without knowing. The only time in which you can talk about molly with your "Surprise Molly" target is if they approach you and ask if they`re on molly. You reply with just a "yes" or "no".
If you do not get your "Surprise Molly" target to consume molly unknowingly, then you lose and do not move on to the next round. You repeat this process once every two months (or one or three etc). You play until there is one person left. They are the "Surprise Molly" champion.
by ¢!0µ∂ October 18, 2013
Get the Surprise Mollymug. A tinder surprise is when you match with someone on tinder and their first message is an unsolicited dick pic/pussy pic. Like a kinder surprise except instead of a toy you get unwanted genetalia
by Seantc16 August 12, 2017
Get the Tinder Surprisemug. When your moistened girl is riding your face and her periods starts just so that you experience a waterfall of red into your mouth.
Babe, you're really moist
Really? It didn't feel that good though.
Well all i know is it tastes really good like a velvet surprise.
Really? It didn't feel that good though.
Well all i know is it tastes really good like a velvet surprise.
by PPhil24 April 21, 2020
Get the Velvet surprisemug.