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two-for-one special

Refers to da delightful situation where ya go to visit one nice in-her-late-teens chick, and she happens to have her best friend --- another hot sweet-natured teenage damsel --- over for a visit, and so ya get TWO pretty girls to hold hands with.
I usually try to visit my cutie-pie lady-friends in the afternoon or evening, since that's often when they will have one or two other equally-delightful blinky-eyed chicks over to hang out, and so I get a two-for-one special --- TWO soft warm hands to clasp or press against my cheeks, and TWO sweet smiling faces beaming shyly at me.
by QuacksO September 23, 2018
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home depot special

That girl is a home depot special, she has no ass or tits.
by theclew January 2, 2011
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Special k-lude

The ultimate downer- a mixture of alchohol, GHB, and ketamine that taken in sufficient quantities could quite easily stop a healthy heart or induce a coma.

(Taken from "Clubland: The fabulous rise and murderous fall of club culture" By: Frank Owen.
If you're going to try a Special K-lude, don't take it in large quantities; you will be sorry.

Rob drank half of the grey goose, took a lot of GHB, and snorted 7 lines of K. He was pretty hardcore, too bad he's dead.
by d.roc January 4, 2007
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The Curious George Special

When one abducts and drugs another, dresses them in a yellow suit and hat, handcuffs them to a chimpanzee, and at the moment of them regaining consciousness, dumps them out of the back of a cargo van into the middle of a populated city street.
Bro-ham wouldn't share his bagel bites, so we gave him "The Curious George Special".
by Aborro Watabonosk January 11, 2022
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Seb's Super Special

When you're getting a blumpkin and she throws up on your dick and you use the vomit as lube to fuck her in the ass.
Man: I'd like a Seb's Super Special please.
Dirty Filthy Hooker: Eww, i don't do those.
by skimm3r September 24, 2012
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Dirt Road Special

A no wipe post diarrhea butthole party (wet or dried). May include : Anal, RimJob, Fingering, and Face-sitting.
Even though she had the runs from eating week old warm tuna casserole, she was feelin' it. I decided to give her the ol' Dirt Road Special, and boy was it dirty. I was cleaning the crust out of my foreskin for an hour.
by KaxMlein February 8, 2021
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The Special Tea Cup

The one who is getting teabagged. The Teabagee if you will
Person 1: Holy Moly! I’m The Special Tea Cup!
by Hawgfawma October 28, 2021
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