slap-itch

The itchy feeling you get when you just *have to* slap the fuck out of someone.

A lot of people talk that way; it gives my friend Dena the slap-itch.

by youroldhandle October 24, 2014

Slapping The Clam

Another term for a female in the act of masturbation.

I came home from work and I caught my wife slapping the clam.

by Master Draq May 2, 2021

Intelligence Slap

Intelligence Slap: when someone says something idiotic and it warrants a good slap for their genuine stupidity.

"My cock is 25 ft long."

*SLAP*
"What the hell was that?"
"It was an intelligence slap, you're that stupid."

by BirdBrain9090 December 7, 2015

jap slap

A traditional Jap Slap from the 1980s is a special move where you perform a crouch (preferably with a knee slide beforehand) and release a powerful judo chop directly at the end of the victims penis (from the Greek 'πέος') ergo the name of the maneuver which refers to the racist slang 'Japs Eye', referring to the urethral meatus. If delivered with enough force it will also hit the testicles (otherwise known as the goblins purse) with sufficient force as to make the victim kneel over and cry for a bit. If successful the victor can walk off with his arms raised high and shout 'Jap Slap'. However, this variation of the Jap Slap may be limited to the region of Essex in the UK.

'I just dun u wiv a Jap Slap'

by idunapoo November 4, 2018

Slap and Tickle

Mostly used as a farley confusion tactic in England and the UK

Tim really pulled the old slap and tickle on her good!

by Buster Keys December 21, 2022

slap-assassin

A perpetrator of a "slap-ass friday" assault.

The slap-assassin's are in police custody.

That guy is a real slap-assassin.

by whocalled the cops December 8, 2013

Cheeky slap

A game on the poker machines, usually intended to cost a small amount of money, but normally escalating to several hundred dollars.

Aye mate, down for a cheeky slap after work?

Fuck oath

by MiniKoschy August 2, 2020