golden oldie showers

watching an old woman piss herself in front of you

Im in a queue in hmv and doris looses control of her bladder, hmmm im hard with those golden oldie showers.

by bouncyb August 29, 2008

Bolivian Golden Shower

Is the act of putting your asshole really close to the other person's face, release a fart and quickly turn around and begin urinating all over the other person's body.

It was raining and i was standing on a sidewalk waiting to cross a street, when i was splashed by a car whit all that fetid nasty water that was accumulated on the street. It was like getting a Bolivian golden shower.

by Luisifer November 17, 2009

hot shower

When someone is so warm, its like a hot shower

Desiree is so warm, She is like a hot shower

by The SUHI DEVIL March 20, 2012

Roman Baby Shower

The act of vomiting on one's own hands and then splashing it over one's face while continuing to smear it in and around the facial region.

"Dude, you scared the shit out of those bouncers when you left the bar and Roman Baby Showered right there on the sidewalk".

by romanbabyshowerer October 19, 2009

shit n shower

When you take a rank dump and conceal the scent by taking a shower immediately after, leaving no one the wiser

man sallys been in the bathroom a while she must have shit n showered.

by snaketown November 14, 2006

billy white shower

The act of masturbating in a public shower.

"Dude, were you taking a billy white shower?"

by Ritter and Donovan March 10, 2008

- shower head- head

When a person uses a shower head to masturbate.

Scott: Hey, guess what happend?

Charlie: What?

Scott: No, guess.

Charlie: sex happend?

Scott: I guess you can say that. I caught my younger brother giving himself head with a shower head.

Charlie: - shower head- head?

Scott: That's a good one lets put it in urban dictionary.

by MajorMole December 07, 2009