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School bathrooms

A living hellhole.

The only place in school where the guys hang out if they want to keep their conversation a secret.

The place where it hasn't been remodelled since the 1980s, only he plumbing has been updated so it can be up to code.

The place where it smells worse than an outhouse 24/7. Keep trying janitor, it's never going to smell nice in there.

The place where most of the toilet are broken. The ones that aren't broken, however, usually is filled with crap, rendering it useless until flush.

The place where a stagnat puddle of piss can br found anywhere on the floor

The place where the sinks have hair in it, because the school's bathrooms are known to be the cheapest salons

The place where grafitti is common in the stalls, where the staff can't find it because he/she is too distracted from the crap smeared all over the walls on one section.

The place where there are coins, paperclips, hair, beads, etc. inside the urinals.

The place where there are usually out of paper towels, and toilet paper.

Last but not least, the last place on earth that you want to be in.
Use the school bathrooms at your own risk!
by Ilisten2Metal May 1, 2014
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Online School

A Hellish reality where you either get overworked or underworked and that takes place in a post-apocolypitic dystopia, or now.
Person 1: Hey, did you do the Online School stuff yet?

Me: y_y

Person 1: Wait, are you even up yet?

Me: y_y

Person 1: Or are you just writing entries on Urban Dictionary to escape Online School?

Me: Yes.
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school system

A broken, outdated system used in the United States that teaches kids to give up their dreams and become doctors, lawyers, etc.
Full of gigantic amounts of homework, stress, pressure from parents and teachers, sleep deprivation, depression, bullying, and suicide.
Can lead to a school shooting if taken to the extreme.
Person 1: Did you hear Bob killed himself?
Person 2: Its because of this terrible school system.
by Autistic_meme_man October 17, 2019
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High School

"The best years of your life" as my mother says while she reads her 1977 yearbook.
Also known as Hell.
Contains a vast and diverse variety of teenagers yet they all fit snugly into categories and labels administered by their peers... some of the unfortunate ones are not teenagers anymore. We call those ones the slackers.
Controlled by sadistic "teachers" and "councillors", etc.
I fell asleep in English class and got in trouble with the teacher. I also forgot my homework. I got a detention.
by Kate November 28, 2004
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haydon school

The shittest school ever and most ppl there are wankers
Haydon school has the moistest teachers
by Abdel March 5, 2015
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The Ellis school

A reenactment of hell where the only goal is to work until you have no life and then cry yourself to sleep
Man “the Ellis school” is fuckin me up
by Lilpissedkid June 5, 2018
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High School

Every definition provided thus far.

85% of people out of high school. Found in bars, clubs, cafes, offices, restaurants, amusement parks, universities, and automobile dealerships.
by JabberSix April 17, 2009
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