Poking The Sausage

Jerking off

Female: hey honey, you want to have a little fun?
Male: No babe, I'm poking the sausage.

by karma8888 February 26, 2024

Sausage Squirrel

a male who engages in sexual acts with another male (eating his nuts)

Dave= Im going around to Rhys' house today to suck his nuts

Steven= You sausage squirrel

by Jerry Fishburne June 20, 2016

sausage

A piece of meat eaten with breakfast or with ketchup and mustard and definitely NOT located beneath the male pants.

Mm sausages.

by ManMan36 May 13, 2016

Sausage Sauce

(1) Sperm The (Sausage) Being Your Dick

An Sauce Being Your (Semen)
(2) Ketchup And Mustard Mix Together

She's not a fan of catch up but she will let me pull down my zipper and take this sausage sauce

by EmJayee December 24, 2019

sausage

no

sausage

by animeisgood January 25, 2019

Flat Sausage

A sequence of taking off clumps of vaginal hair and violently shoving it in the other partner's pee hole.

Matt recieved a Flat Sausage and did not like it.

by Searsisdead February 4, 2016

Sausage Scout

A Boy Scout, or someone associated with the Boy Scouts.

Boy: I have to go to a Boy Scout meeting later.
Girl: You mean a Sausage Scout meeting?

by VampireMistress September 11, 2013