Dragging sausage

A term used in the porno industry to describe someone with a long dick that touches the floor and drags along the ground as they walk.

After the sex scene Ron Jeremy walked to the beverage stand and was dragging sausage the entire time.

by Phil Seaman July 21, 2018

sausage story

An over complicated and long winded story that builds towards some big point to be made, but ends up being something seriously mundane or non related

"Man did you listen to Doug talking about his UFO sighting the other day?"

"Yeah what a Sausage story, turns out there was no UFO he was just stoned and saw a plastic bag on a power line"

by Abused Haggis May 8, 2024

Holding Sausage

The act of being gay - created by Harry
Most commonly used as “pub talk”

“Hi I’m Constantinos and I like holding sausage”
“Sorry I don’t like girls cus I am holding sausage”
“ I used to be straight but then I held some sausage for the first time and I never looked back👀”

by Dr Chef June 26, 2020

Sausage Gobbler

when a person can not resist and uncontrollably forces copious amounts of sausage into their orfice resulting in an audible sound reminiscent of a turkey.
latin: Pultem Gobbler

example 1: Tim loved sausage so much, he gagged himself during consumption.Tim was a Sausage Gobbler

example 2: Tim made uncomfortable noises when receiving sausage, tim was popular at sausage festivals and meat markets. Tim a Showboating Sausage Gobbler.

by BOWMANKINDKIND May 11, 2024

Vienna sausage

The stump of a penis that has been soaking.

I was soaking in a snapping turtle next thing I knew it was a Vienna sausage

by Snapper0690 November 6, 2021

Cumberland Sausage

A type of sausage. The good sausage (not as good as Richmond) although it is still pretty decent. Demolished by ones self and the YouTube sensation himself, Callum’s Corner

This Cumberland Sausage is class

by Pilot was a loaf of bread August 4, 2019

Swamp sausage

A stanky cock

That man has a swamp sausage.

by Airyonyx August 19, 2025