flying to san antonio

When you need a new vibrating neck pillow to masturbate with, and you need a cover story to go buy one. Because seriously, nobody you know just has one lying around that they use all the time. Not to mention the cashier who ALWAYS rings you up for these things, and probably knows your secret. You're just flying to San Antonio this weekend!

Taken from a BuzzFeed video about women and their first time masturbating

"I'm flying to San Antonio again, mum. Think you could grab me another vibrating neck pillow while you're at the store? I ran the batteries dead in mine."

by stonetastifulrumptious August 10, 2016

magia san tropez

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by Lelzo515 February 2, 2018

Sans zockt

the cool dude who makes awesome videos

Man SANS ZOCKT is nice af

by dickheadjohnny January 4, 2017

san francisco mustache

When a guy gives another guy a cum mustache on his face.

Hey Ben, imma give you a San Francisco Mustache tonight.

by TheUrbanVerbose January 26, 2017

San Diego Pigeon

When you masturbate in your car on a bridge, and right before you finish, you walk to the railing and finish on all the unexpected cars below.

Bob: Did you hear that Jimmy San Diego Pigeoned over the interstate?

by Beanerflicker January 31, 2017

Sans

1:sans from undertale , a big meme that is not dead yet because the game undertale is so Fracking famous(me no money so yeah)
2:skip something(NEIN)

1: who is sans undertale tho?
A1:a game boss and somehow a meme
A1 but another guy:he's definitely a meme not a game boss
A1:go eat your shit u ain't played undertale
1:im going deltarune
Def. 2:sans undertale sans the game is another guy that tries to define sans undertale As a meme

by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) October 16, 2019

Sans the skeleton

Sans Is a nice outgoin but also very overprotective person, often protective of their brother, they often have a job at a hotdog stand and like winter days and nights.

Person 1: hi

Sans: hello!

Person 1: d i e

Sans the skeleton: n o

by Copper_Wolf December 3, 2020