The feeling of getting your knees caught in ripped jeans while not wearing ripped jeans. Usually occurs after wearing ripped jeans for a prolonged period of time.
by tacklezzz April 20, 2024
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Rip Van Winkle festival

When more than 3 people purposely trap their genitals in a vehicle door.
"both of us ended up with our bollocks and todgers trapped, it was a proper Rip Van Winkle Festival!"
by hackneydale October 01, 2015
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rip me out the plastic

She's feeling herself and think she's perfect like a barbie doll. Barbie doll packaging is usually all plastic. Shoutout to all the barbies shaking a$$!
by WhiteyBigE November 24, 2024
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Ripped the Fiddle

A euphemism for something indeterminate, but bad.
"How did your date go last night?"

"I ripped the fiddle."

"Holy fucking shit dude! Better make a break for Mexico while you still have a chance!"
by AlphaAlex November 09, 2011
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Rip one

When your 30 yards out with the ball and your mate shouts "RIP ONE" there's only one place that ball is going, Upper echelon .
by The Football wiz November 09, 2016
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Rip Taylor

When you cum on your lovers face or chest then throw glitter on them.
"My girl/guy was giving me a half and half, so i gave them a Rip Taylor!"
by Phuqiu October 09, 2018
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