Christmas Pimping

When you get so drunk you turn into a Christmas Pimp
Aria got so drunk last night he kept referring to him self as "I Aria the Christmas pimp" and wouldn't stop. Yet another tragic case of Christmas pimping gone wrong.
by Deucetrain November 04, 2010
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limping pimping

A pimp who has been broke down from old age or other circumstances but his game is still tight so he walks with a limp limping pimping
No body pimps me..Among other pimps iam the only limping pimping i acknowledge
by Limping pimping August 07, 2019
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pimp unit

alias for the infamous group once known as jizz unit. these mothafuckas r the craziest pimps to date. we fuck ur moms while u watch and we dont give a fuck while u cry in the corner......BITCH!
yo check this nigga... the pimp unit fucked my mom last nite
by jackpot the pimp November 25, 2003
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pimp shizznit

1) "good shit"
2) better than "shizznit"

shizz, shizznit
Dude, JBoss caching is the pimp shizznit!!

No buddy, that is the PIMP shizznit! Now let's get tore up!
by Matt "BigSteve" Friesen January 26, 2005
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pimp my ride

When your wife isn't good in bed you might want to take her to a pimp who shows her what it means not to be good in bed.
man: yo! pimp my ride!
pimp: yeah, i'm going to pimp your ride real bad. she won't be able to walk for 2 days after that.
by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005
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pimp mamma money

this means that you are a female pimp....so dont be scurred to throw it up!?!?! females have to show some rep in this biotch!?!?!? SHOW SOME ATHORITY
male pimp "dayum nicca shes a pimp mamma money....shes gonna take over my job"
male friend " she sure in the hell is nicca"
by ESA ASHLEY July 08, 2006
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Pimp MJ hand

The act of jizzing on your hand then slapping a girls face
"yo man my chick moans to much, so i gave her my Pimp MJ hand
by RPpanda May 23, 2010
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