pee puddle

...........Something you don't wanna find under your sheets when you wake up.........

Woman: *yawn*
Woman: *looks at sheets*
Woman: God damn it! I shouldn't of held it!
Woman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Neighbor: SToP C^nT I'm TryNa Sleep!
Woman: ok geez-
Woman: Ew the pee puddle stinks! I should of went to the bathroom.... but it was 3am when the ghost comes around!

by BubblyBussingStarbursts September 25, 2021

Chop go pee

When something is done or said that someone Don’t understand or believe it’s a chop go pee

Insider jokes or situations where someone is confused

For instance

“Do you know what chop go pee is “

by Albert crofham July 14, 2021

Bare pees

Lots of money

Big man Kyle from down the street won the lottery he’s got bare pees now

by Dyslexic.macy. YMCA July 19, 2021

pee

Means you needto go to the fucking toilet you little shit

i need to pee

by Rantante12345678900000 July 23, 2021

Pout Pee

When you use peeing as an excuse to escape a situation in which you're under attack or uncomfortable

Hey guys where's Dave?
We were calling him a lil bitch so he's pout peeing?

by Mule Deer Sniper July 26, 2021

Green Pee

According to google you are a absolute legend and have brain cancer

Hey bro you got green pee

by Your neighborhood gay July 30, 2021

pee on poop

peeing on poop is a way to hate on poop while in the bathroom, you poop first then pee on top of it so the poop can die.

aimee is peeing on poop rn its so loud! shes gonna come out the bathroom and tell EVERYONE

pee on poop always and forever

by aimzies August 1, 2021