clear as beer

not clear at all

Random Student 1: Do you remember the directions for tonight's homework?

Random Student 2: No, man, Mrs. Kindall's directions were clear as beer.

by ZeroApostle4Ever August 27, 2010

Beer Camp

A place where a bunch of alcoholics go during deer season and drink beer instead of hunt.

Hey man it's, deer season man seea out at beer camp.

by Ruesing November 18, 2010

Beer Kiss

What happens when you have a beer summit with someone to
settle your differences and you give them a beer kiss as a final
apology.

John and Jim had a beer summit to settle a football
bet. During the summitt, John gave Jim a beer kiss and all was forgotten.

by FotoPro July 30, 2009

beer cav

short for: beer cavity

(n) a cavity in one's tooth as a result of too much beer drinking and not enough tooth brushing.

Molly: Hey Kara, wanna kick it after school?

Kara: I would, but I have to go to the dentist to get my beer cav filled! I'm definitely bringing a tooth brush to our next party!

by molly April 20, 2006

Beer Nappy

Having fallen asleep with a bottle of beer in hand, waking up to find your lower area saturated and damp from the bottle contents.

Snake entered the Bear's cave and found him lying in his own beer nappy. Upon discover of said beer nappy, Bear sighed.

by Eoghan Johnston December 08, 2007

Snow Beer

A beer, either bottle or can, that is placed in a snow bank near an expanse of freshly fallen snow that requires shovelling. The beer serves as both motivator and reward to complete the job.

1) That snow beer is going to taste wicked good when I'm done shovelling this effin driveway.
2) Dig me out one of those frosty snow beers my good man!
3) Watch where your throwing the snow you hoser, we're gonna lose our snow beers!

by Cordo Gooper February 06, 2011

beer windy

The back sliding window in a truck.

Hey man, I'm cold, shut the beer windy!

by Heifer1210 March 13, 2008