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smashed and bashed

it’s the level of drunk where you’re just past being tipsy but you aren’t yet blackout. It’s a fun inbetween right before it all goes wrong
Tonight Talie got smashed and bashed
by ailahollowsb September 2, 2022
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smash rocks

The act of playing your current survival game with your bestie. Usually involves a fist or other implement to vigorously gather resources.
"Hey, want to smash rocks together on our lunch break?"

"I'm down to smash some rocks."
by h2ocelot July 6, 2024
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Bone smashing

Bone smashing is the act of breaking your jaw bone to make the bone more defined to “mog the competition
“Sorry shawty I can’t tonight I’ll be too busy bone smashing till 5 AM”
by Cruz_taco March 5, 2024
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Smash Phone

When someone says something gross through text or call. Just generally through the phone. Your reaction would be to immediately say smash phone
"look Ken sent me sext. Gosh smash phone."
by nixymushy April 22, 2020
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kiwi smash

The act of getting your rear end rear ended by a large newzealander
Did you hear what happened to andrew?

Yea i heard he really regretted his kiwi smash
by Yaboyz26 December 31, 2018
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Smash

To eat a bunch of food or lots of drink while sober or not sober.
I smashed on that burger last night!

I smashed that 6-pack
by Kittykat331 December 23, 2019
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Smashing Day

The 15th day of the month of May where you can smash all your broken stuff that has become worthless throughout the year. Or to smash things for fun because you like to break stuff. May 15th was chosen because a YouTube user posted a video saying May 15th was 'Smash Your iPod Day'. Since iPods aren't the only electronics to smash, or the only type of stuff to smash; That is why May 15th is declared Smashing Day. Not to mention the proximity to other holidays on the calendar is far enough away that May 15th is a great date.
Guy #1: Why do you have all these broken electronics stored in your garage.

Guy #2: I am saving them to smash up on Smashing Day, which is on May 15th. Want to smash things with me?

Guy #1: That sound great, I would love to celebrate Smashing Day with you! Lets plan for it.
by debit.servus April 4, 2013
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