Grape Jam

Francis W. Parker's Advanced Choral Ensemble, more infamously known as Grape Jam, is an audition-based choir for students with separation anxiety, a superiority complex, and worst of all, Theater Kids. Originated by Barbara "Sunnie" Hikawa and named after her favorite color, this group is known for singing at high profile events, notably the entrance to numerous stores on Michigan Avenue, a random open house for incoming Parker Freshman and Food Fest. Do you know what Food Fest is? Me neither.

Some memorable stars of Grape Jam is Headphones Guy (who sung a bass solo in Dear Evan Hansen's You Will Be Found,) Beatboxing Guy (who played two African American characters in a row during School Musicals,) and up and coming Chicago Artist, Benji the Machine.

They are known for their rigorous audition process, including drinking a glass smoothie, programming perfect pitch into each new member's brains and being forced to watch hours and hours of illegally recorded operas and musicals. They have been in power for over 20 years.

Their native outfits include Purple.

Person 1: Where are you off to?

Person 2: I have Grape Jam practice.

Person 1: *quivering in fear* PLEASE DON'T SING AT ME!

Person 2 begins to sing a constant pitch of G5 in Person 1's ear until their eardrums start melting and bleeding.

by kindasilliam November 5, 2020

Jizz-Jam-Session

When you make music with your homies while jerking off

Person A: I feel like making some rad music but also like beating tf out of my meet

Person B: then let's get the boys together and do a Jizz-Jam-Session

by smol Karl, Coori May 29, 2018

jam roly poly

When you and lady have sexual intercorse whilst on her period

Dude, we both had a jam roly poly last night. Finished it off with custard.

by Thedarpachief December 8, 2017

Jam on the pickle

Another name for period sex

I was fucking this bitch,when I found out she was putting jam on the pickle,or jam on my pickle.

by Jake Evergreen June 5, 2016

Watermelon Jam

Watermelon Jam is when a female collects period blood in a jar and it eventually becomes a jam like substance

I was going to make a strawberry jam sandwich but it was actually Watermelon Jam

by Snarfleoofer February 15, 2018

Jammy Jams

Jammy Jams is a North London abbreviation for expensive designer clothing. Illustrated as clothes that bring you good luck jammy. The jams abbreviates to something exciting or jubilant. Jammy Jams can be also used as a nostalgic feeling, reminiscing-triumphing a bad experience.

When I go to the next UK Garage Rave I'm going to put on some exclusive jammy jams and jam the night all night long.

Check out my fresh Jammy Jams. I'm pulling everything tonight.

by Sweetmatecol April 25, 2020

Jam bwoied

when a jamiacan man/boy takes the mick out of you.

You just got Jam bwoied by that jamaican man/boy or a jamaican child with a tag.

by Jambwoi1 April 10, 2008