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Jam and custard

The act of jacking yourself off constantly and letting your semen coat your nob and allow the smegma to rest for a few minutes which then you insert into you partner which should coat your penis in period blood and smegma creating jam and custard which you then feed your partner the concoction.
I felt nice so I gave my partner the jam and custard.
by ItsyAboYAdaM December 9, 2021
mugGet the Jam and custardmug.

Jam

jam means to have sexual contact between individuals.....2 or more is acceptable
"I got the peanut butter im just looking for my jam"
by jammaster1212 October 14, 2011
mugGet the Jammug.

butter and jam

to play for butter and jam

You guys are playing for butter and jam! It’s a lost game.”
by Gerald Hunt September 6, 2022
mugGet the butter and jammug.

Peanut Butter Throat Jam

When you're allergic to something, and you get your partner to coat their dick in the trigger, so that you give them the tightest blowjob possible.

Remember to keep your epi-pen close.

See also:
Anaphylactic Blowjob
The Epi-Pen Special
Death Grip Deluxe
Allergy Throatlock
PeaNUTbuster
Person 1: My girlfriend is freaky as fuck - she put peanut butter on my dick and gave me a blowjob
Person 2: Wait isn't she allergic to peanuts?
Person 1: yeah she gave me a Peanut Butter Throat Jam, good thing she had the epi pen ready
by anonymous April 15, 2025
mugGet the Peanut Butter Throat Jammug.

Clam Jam

Clam Jam, slang for snail trail or vagina juice.
Take yo horny ass out my van bitch! You drippin clam jam errrywhere.
by Mega Hemroids February 29, 2024
mugGet the Clam Jammug.

Tractor Jam

When your tractor is jammed.
Sorry i was late, i had a tractor jam.
by Ryanchiller8 January 15, 2015
mugGet the Tractor Jammug.

lady jam

the jam that comes out of a women`s vaginal area that usually appears during ones period
by big mommy 149 May 20, 2022
mugGet the lady jammug.

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