I looked at my friend bob and asked if he'd like to eat some 'g-word', I didn't say garlic because I didn't want to be attacked by garlicists.
by Walking Talking Dictionary October 17, 2006
the q word (standing for quiet) is a term used on stan twitter, mainly used to jinx a cascade of events that'll crash stan twitter
by UnchaningYourPillow May 10, 2021
It pains me to utter it because the FBI will probably investigate me for it, but the C word refers to "Christmas." Originally derived from the Roman Saturnalia (observed on the winter solstice) and still viewed by some as a pagan holiday, in 2005 it was made illegal to say this word when preceded by the word "merry." Also, according to federal law, if anyone now directs the dread term "Merry Christmas!" towards a non-Christian, the mandatory minimum punishment is 20 lumps of coal for Christmas, as well as castration (it is a sort of forced New Year's resolution that you will give up your sexuality, male or female). In accordance with the law, in 2005 President George W. Bush sent out "Christmas" cards which simply read "Happy Holidays!" This is now the official legal term for the time of year between Thanksgiving and New Year's Day. Acceptable alternatives are "Merry Festivus!," "Yo bitch, hava bomb ass Kwanza!," and "Happy Boxing Day!" (None of the three deal with religion, so they are legally acceptable now).
Christian Dude: "Have a very Merry Christmas!"
Baha'i Chick: "Oh my God, I can't believe you just said the C word to me! Isn't it obvious that I'm Baha'i? At least you could have said 'yo bitch, hava bomb ass Kwanza' or 'happy holidays.' Jeez, this is like ten times worse than the time you called me a cunt! I'm gonna have to call the cops on you now, you know."
Christian Dude: "No, please, I didn't mean it! I don't want to be forced to make a New Year's resolution to lose my manhood!"
Baha'i Chick: "Oh grow up, no one keeps their New Year's resolutions anyway. Besides, you're Asian, so the new year doesn't come for like another month for you."
Baha'i Chick: "Oh my God, I can't believe you just said the C word to me! Isn't it obvious that I'm Baha'i? At least you could have said 'yo bitch, hava bomb ass Kwanza' or 'happy holidays.' Jeez, this is like ten times worse than the time you called me a cunt! I'm gonna have to call the cops on you now, you know."
Christian Dude: "No, please, I didn't mean it! I don't want to be forced to make a New Year's resolution to lose my manhood!"
Baha'i Chick: "Oh grow up, no one keeps their New Year's resolutions anyway. Besides, you're Asian, so the new year doesn't come for like another month for you."
by MPM December 23, 2005
Melanin is the "M" word. Media outlets must have a "Melanin memo" somewhere telling them to never ever use the word melanin. #ABC #CBS #NBC #CNN #FOX #BBC #PBS #RT #ALJAZEERA all are in compliance.
"Broadcasters are to never use The M Word melanin. In referring to African people whether on the continent or in the diaspora the terms 'people of color' or 'black people' note lowercase b is the standard. "
by RBGMan June 23, 2018
It's just basic thuganomics!
by jason May 12, 2003
it means bein real to your background,your roots and your true talent..
it means reppin' where ur from and bein a tru Thug!
all Hail John Cena,the Doctor of Thuganomics!
it means reppin' where ur from and bein a tru Thug!
all Hail John Cena,the Doctor of Thuganomics!
"im reppin' Toronto,putt-in it on the map,its the worlds greatest city,all the others are crap!" -Word-Life!
by soaresboy January 07, 2004
Used in place of the word "God" when uttering phrases containing said word.
Coined by myself during my childhood for comedic use. I always felt saying "Oh my gosh!" sounded too... goody two-shoes.
I figure I created it based on the term "F-word" as a substitute for the expletive, "F**k".
Coined by myself during my childhood for comedic use. I always felt saying "Oh my gosh!" sounded too... goody two-shoes.
I figure I created it based on the term "F-word" as a substitute for the expletive, "F**k".
by XePhA March 24, 2011