pointless type of definition used 99% of time to make the person with the name reading that happy
sometimes also used to meme another person or a troll making it
sometimes also used to meme another person or a troll making it
Guy 1: *searches name definition* Alright. John.
14 year old girl on urbandictionary: OMG JOHN IS SO CUTE AND FUNNY I LUV HIM๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐๐๐๐๐๐
Guy 1: stfu.
14 year old girl on urbandictionary: OMG JOHN IS SO CUTE AND FUNNY I LUV HIM๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐๐๐๐๐๐
Guy 1: stfu.
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(1) A title used in speech to refer to a specific entity.
Apparently, most users registered on Urban Dictionary have this bizarre obsession of forging definitions about people's names.
And 40% of the time, their definitions are true.
(2) A verb which is used to give an entity an identifiable name.
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Apparently, most users registered on Urban Dictionary have this bizarre obsession of forging definitions about people's names.
And 40% of the time, their definitions are true.
(2) A verb which is used to give an entity an identifiable name.
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๐๐ต๐ฎ๐๐ฒ : "Hey, Tod!"
๐ง๐ผ๐ฑ : *hastily closes laptop in fear* "H-hey there, Chase!"
๐๐ต๐ฎ๐๐ฒ : "Are you hiding something from me? If it's porn, it's fine."
๐ง๐ผ๐ฑ : "It isn't... Uh, see for yourself." *gently opens laptop*
๐๐ต๐ฎ๐๐ฒ : "Why are you composing a definition about a girl named 'Sophie'?"
๐ง๐ผ๐ฑ : *sighs* "Yeah... I need help."
๐๐ต๐ฎ๐๐ฒ : "You really do."
๐ง๐ผ๐ฑ : *hastily closes laptop in fear* "H-hey there, Chase!"
๐๐ต๐ฎ๐๐ฒ : "Are you hiding something from me? If it's porn, it's fine."
๐ง๐ผ๐ฑ : "It isn't... Uh, see for yourself." *gently opens laptop*
๐๐ต๐ฎ๐๐ฒ : "Why are you composing a definition about a girl named 'Sophie'?"
๐ง๐ผ๐ฑ : *sighs* "Yeah... I need help."
๐๐ต๐ฎ๐๐ฒ : "You really do."
by Tyrone-Diesel October 13, 2025
Get the name mug.A "definition" that "defines" a real life name (like James, Tyrone, Andrew, etc). Usually overly positive like "A VERY NICE PERSON WHO WILL ALWAYS HELP YOU NO MATTER WHAT", even though there's guaranteed to be at least one person named that who is a complete utter asshole. This type of shit is on both masculine, feminine, AND gender-neutral names. On super unique names that like 0.0001% of the world population has, they're not there, unless if someone with that name is a celebrity of some sorts.
People who make name definitions think they're cheering people up, but in reality, they're being an annoying fucker. If you don't want to have a name that has a fake urbandictionary definition, get a unique and rare name that is only used by at most 100 other people IN THE WORLD (assuming it's even used by ANYONE ELSE. Unless if you're a celebrity, there is almost NO way your name will have a fake name definition on it. If your name is smth like John or Mary, too bad.
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Hym "You don't need me to say my name because WE ALL KNOW that it would take 0 second flat for the government to find someone who isn't hiding. So I'm not doing it. You know who you're doing this to. You can eat shit and die."
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