Goose Muffin

Someone with the heart of a goose and the brain of a muffin.
Can be either a term of endearment or an insult; sometimes both.

She’s such a Goose Muffin; I love her.

by KingPhilipIV December 10, 2021

Cheese muffin

A word that's code for expressing anger against someone you don't like in a group chat. The person is normally in said group chat. The person is in most cases unfunny as fuck and annoying.

"grr... cheese muffin" "this cheese muffin"

by ilovepepsi420 December 26, 2021

muffin top

when the fat hangs over your belt.

when to much flour is added when makingthis product. (fat people)

damn, look at that girls muffin top.

by footsoldier November 10, 2008

Corn Muffin

When you cant take a shit and you pucs really hard. Nothing comes out but your asshole swells out like the top of a corn muffin

My shit was so backed up I pushed my Corn Muffin Out

by blacktoothsmile February 8, 2010

chode muffin

A chode muffin is your balls. It's your muffin looking membrane connected to your chode.

Dude I just saw your chode muffin.

Our teachers chode muffin is showing through his pants.

What's a chode muffin? You're balls idiot.

Lick my chode muffin... fag-tard.

by Sal Sloppadilly March 18, 2010

muffin man

a man who is a man-whore in old terms. the muffin man has all the muffins, aka lady tits. "do you know the muffin man?" he is well known because he is the town whore, or the villiage bicycle.

do you know the muffin man ?
yeah i showd him my muffins!

by ThatOnePersonPostingOnUrbanD May 14, 2011

muffin top

fat puss

Man: Dang man! Did you see that girl at the club?

Friend: You talking about that one in the J Lo jeans?

Man: Ya! Dat bitch had a fat puss you could see from the side, a straight muffin top ass hoe!!!

by Da Real Muffin Man May 10, 2010