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gale ranch middle school 

the most mid ass middle school you will ever see. fights break out every week and tiktok girls can be found all around campus, as well as boys stuck in 2019, and kids who think that the teachers are hot. also, some of the most weird ass and problematic teachers live here.
person 1: yo i go to gale ranch middle school
person 2: man i am so sorry for you
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Percy Julian middle school 

Damn that guy really roasted the school
Pretty funny and true the way that guy defined Percy Julian middle school

Crystal River middle school 

A horrible school in Crystal River, FL.

Notable Groups and individuals:

•Rednecks: They can't read or write. They love to kill animals. Most of them are backwards and hate gay people.

•Emos: Everyone treats them like sh*t. Most have depression but can't get treatment, bullying makes it worse.

•Jocks: Many "Jocks" are "Rednecks", but not all. All jocks love to bully gay people.

• Popular Kids: Half rich kids/Half drug addicts.

Tommy Sparks: A stinky-republican who dresses in khakis, works to ruin the lives of poor people( he wants to starve us by taking away food stamps/ he wants to put homeless peoplein jail), wants to ban Tik Tok, and spends his time with old politicians( trying to cut taxes on the rich/ ban Tik tok) and his boyfriend Kaige.

•Teacher Epstein: I think he is racist against black kids. He loves to yell at kids who just want to have fun.

•Mrs. Stringer: Loves to put all kids into detention, no matter the color of there skin.

• Mr. Roland: Loves to say " go to student services".
I hate you!!! Go to Crystal River middle school!!!

Shadow Ridge Middle School 

A fucking rich ass school in flower mound, the size of a goddamn airport. Even though the students are rich, most will end up in jail. The girls in high school fuck more than their grades and the boys nut to McDonald’s toys.
Boy: What middle school did you go to
Girl: Shadow Ridge Middle School
Boy: are you even a girl?

Memorial middle school 

A middle school that few kids like but we all deal and stick it out. We do crazy things and we never get caught. A doctor is now our principle although no one really likes her we all must be respectful, in which many of us aren't. Alot of the girls are fake trick hoes and most of the guys are eighther ugly or have a girlfriend.
Memorial Middle School is the best school in the world. NOT!

Thomas R. Grover Middle School 

A middle school in West Windsor, NJ that pwns Community Middle School (CMS) in Mathcounts, FPS, and Sports. Commonly referred to as GMS. Also got defined on urban dictionary before CMS.
The school mascot is the jaguar.
I go to Thomas R. Grover Middle School and I love it there.

portola middle school 

a gay mexican school in california, lots of azn's in teh magnet. x_X
Portola middle school's mascott is a mexican. :O