Matt-arsed

When a Matt gets so off chops from booze and/or gear he is rat-arsed.

Q. How's the big fella (Matt) going? A record 16 shooters at the Ruby Lounge would knock anyone about...
A. He's totally matt-arsed.

by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019

Matt

Matt is the all powerful Mii. He can fight Shaggy at 100% power.

"Matt is eternal. Matt is undefeatable. All hail Matt."-Mahadma Ghandi 2019

by Robbie_Rotten_is_God February 5, 2019

Matt

A homosexual

Matt: "I like having dicks in my ass"

by Johnathan_Appleman January 15, 2024

matt

its gust Jewish Matt

Hey who that Jewish dude, oh it's just Matt

by oofergangboy January 18, 2019

Matt ceragioli

Daddy with fatty. Cum everywhere. Gives me what i need.

Matt ceragioli can have my kids

by Matt Ceragioli February 14, 2021

Matt Halko

a young who goes out of their way to not answer the phone and tippy toes around Billericca with limp wrists

Son: Daddy Is that a T. rex over there???
Father : No it’s just a matt halko son

by Horny H man February 26, 2019

dirty matt

when a big black man shoves his viola down your throat violently

"I was just chilling in orchestra class and received a dirty matthew"

by imcool1111 October 7, 2023