low-cal lesbian

A woman who wants to engage in homosexual acts - but limited to receiving oral sex.

Well, Steph would go full lesbian if she liked giving cunnilingus so she's just taking it like the low-cal lesbian she is.

by TMex1971 October 18, 2021

lesbian trumpet kiss

A kiss done when 2 female trumpet players make the bells of their trumpets touch. While making sucking noises through the mouth piece.

That was a great lesbian trumpet kiss

by Dragon music November 28, 2015

lesbian rug burn

when two bitches rub those pussy close and their pubic hair rubs against each other causeing a rug burn

"I was watching this lesbian porno and there was this super hot lesbian rug burn scene in it"

by MissingLaundrySock August 10, 2016

Lesbian Muff Mushing

Lesbian muff mushing or just muff mushing is a lesbian act when two women collide both their pussies together like a smart car hitting a semi on the highway. After they break their pubis they continue to mash their deformed mouths together until... they get bored? i don't really know how lesbian sex works, i just know the move.

Bekie: Hey babe it's our anniversary, what are you going to get me?
Brittany: I thought we would indulge in some lesbian muff mushing.
Bekie: Awesome, i'll call the ambulance to stand by.

by peeniewantsithuge December 12, 2015

common core lesbian

A female student who sleeps with a female teacher to get an A. In the United States.

Man! I really need to get A in this class. I really wish I was a Common Core Lesbian!

by Gold Star Gay October 29, 2023

lesbian lady biceps

The biceps of a lesbian that everyone stops and admires. Straight guys, gay guys, straight girls and especially lesbians. Something every lesbian top wants so that they can carry their girlfriends and look great in tank tops.

"Sarah did you see Caseys lesbian lady biceps?"
"what n-"
*both stare at Casey's biceps as she walks past*
"damn, I mean I'm straight but damn"

by lesbians_in_suits February 10, 2020

lesbian rule of 7

there are 7 lesbians near you
2 are your best friend

2 are dating

1 is your ex
1 is actually straight

and 1 annoys the shit outa ya

“dude i wish i could find a gf”
“well that’s the lesbian rule of 7 for you”

by bluhsmith August 9, 2020