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Jerk Plank

Beating the fuck out of your meat while doing planks, ultimately leaving you with jacked abs and some killer triceps. Don’t forget to alternate arms! Nobody wants someone with jacked right arm!
Person 1: Bro your abs and arms are HUGE! How’d you do it?
Person 2: I did the Jerk Plank at the gym. It didn’t go so well but at least I’m jacked now!
by ChadDad December 9, 2019
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Jerk

Dance having to do with your feet, circa 2009 era.
by Kenton Makings October 30, 2018
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Durka Jerk

A circle jerk with a bunch of Durka Durkas.
When's the next Durka Jerk?
Do you want to have a Durka Jerk?
by Bigfatsmellyjaymie June 5, 2025
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phantom jerk

When a man, whose penis is locked in a chastity cage, places a dildo at the place where usually his hard penis would be, and strokes the dildo, tricking the brain into thinking that he's stroking his penis, thus triggering an ejaculation. Similar to how a crippled person would scratch a lost limb.
"Hey, how is your time in chastity going?"-
"Very frustrating, but I've almost mastered the phantom jerk."
by ElzearYoung December 7, 2023
mugGet the phantom jerkmug.

violent jerks

i havent had my fixs in days and now i having violent jerks.
by Half case March 5, 2021
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jerk

a jerk is someone named tyler mostly
omg a jerk wait ist tyler
by zytfhjgkl December 17, 2018
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The Squirt and Jerk

When you suffer diarrhea and then afterwards, masturbate
I had some Taco Bell in the morning, so I hit The Squirt and Jerk at home when I got off work
by rodwave's left cheek January 10, 2025
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