I don’t have enough time to get ready so I guess I gotta take a staten island shower lmao don’t judge
by Lamps piano June 28, 2020

Gavin: I gave brads mom a Coney Island weinering last night.
Tye: what’s that?
Gavin: it’s when you diarrhea on her chest then titty fuck her.
Tye: what’s that?
Gavin: it’s when you diarrhea on her chest then titty fuck her.
by Coors Drinker 69 June 16, 2024

Riker's Island
Crook A: Yo, dawg, ya heard Big Mike got pinched ...wound up on The Island?
Crook B: Nah, man.. that's fucked. Let's go jack some car stereos to get him out.
Crook B: Nah, man.. that's fucked. Let's go jack some car stereos to get him out.
by zeromein April 29, 2022

An island that is made up of Jewish Cannibals. They were sent there by the Nazis in WWII, they eventually died off but reproduced. They also are cut away from the outside world. No one goes in, no one comes out. If you try to go there, you WILL get killed and eaten. They are also behind like 4 , so they don't even know what modern technology even is.
by Ughhhh12 July 8, 2018

by Masihiun March 11, 2024

by How Mal May 21, 2016

Describes a period of time when a friend is unreachable or unavailable due to being shacked up with/obsessed with a new girlfriend. The guy becomes uncontactable as if he is on a deserted island.
'Have you heard from Rick?'
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He ain't texting or calling anyone back, totally out of touch'.
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He ain't texting or calling anyone back, totally out of touch'.
by jay gee May 21, 2024
