Irish cream

When one cum's onto a sheep's back than proceeds to put the animal in a bus school and ram it full speed into a hospital wall.

Man two irish creams alone this year, what has the world became.

by Magnus Tata December 31, 2020

warm Irish vegetarian salad

A bowl of hot chips

Hey waiter can you bring me a bowl of warm Irish vegetarian salad?

by BMc2 September 19, 2023

irish mile

n. The distance you can walk before passing out after a night of heavy drinking at the bar.

Clarissa's irish mile is the first place she sits down.

by rienholt May 20, 2015

Irish wee

To leave a party or restaurant quietly without anyone knowing, skipping a bill, or disappearing from a gathering

“Mike did an Irish wee and was gone by 9pm!”
“She disappeared before the bill came out, must have done an Irish wee to avoid paying!”

by Rikku87 December 17, 2024

irish roundup

WHEN IRISH PEOPLE GATHER AROUND AND DANCE AND GET DRUNK UNTIL THEY PASS OUT.

THAT IRISH ROUNDUP WAS URE FUN LAST NIGHT. LET'S HAVE ANOTHER ROUND

by Ricky bobby21 September 12, 2016

Irish whip

to strike another person in the face with a penis or dildo.

"I got the black eye when Jeremy gave me an Irish whip."

by hvyduty December 20, 2016

Irish Stain

A stain left on your hand after jerking off.

That guy over there had an Irish stain on his hand after he came out of the bathroom.

by Nhb123 June 2, 2012