Mahogany wood

A way to describe your manhood if it is Boujee and not just out there.

“She thinks we’re just gonna fuck she don’t know I got mahogany wood”

by King of the west June 15, 2022

Sap O' The Morning Wood

When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.

I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.

by SpringFellows May 26, 2016

Anthony Wood

THIS IS DA FREAKIEST NIGGA ON EARTH IF YU SEE HIM HE MIGHT JS FUCK YU HE MIGHT EAT YOUR PUSSY SUCK YOUR TITTIES AND DO ALL OF THE FREAKIEST SHIT ON EARTH

da Boul Anthony wood is a freak a big ass freak

by dabender May 8, 2025

Chopped wood

The combination of "chopped" and "morning wood"

It means ugly dick

"That guy has chopped wood"

by Lil.bitofchives November 11, 2025

dense woods

when the dong is so heavy u cant bring it off the ground

sorry we cant do it, I have dense woods

by Johndub May 10, 2017

War of the Woods

Football, Basketball, or Baseball games played between the rivalry of “The Woodlands High School” and “The Woodlands College Park” for the reigning title of the superior Woodlands Highschool.

“Are you going to the Woodforest stadium for the war of the woods? College Park is starting mugshot mickey”

by Likelyjuice July 14, 2023

Wood

Short for “Hollywood” (aka Massive Cocaine Line)

That man’s rippin an absolute wood!!!!!!

by YouWood January 7, 2023