a person whose (questionable) private character; and, public persona obviously don't match well.
An elegant wardrobe on an obviously earthy creature in repressive, saddening denial about her truthful nature.
complexly about modern women and sexual empowerment - through personal public honesty.
She loves the pianists; there's no shame in it.
c-guzzling-Throat-gagging and all.
An elegant wardrobe on an obviously earthy creature in repressive, saddening denial about her truthful nature.
complexly about modern women and sexual empowerment - through personal public honesty.
She loves the pianists; there's no shame in it.
c-guzzling-Throat-gagging and all.
a silk hat on a pig, hw,
by Johnny Red Rockets Cocksmithe February 09, 2012
when michigananders in a bar see someone whos dressed like a woman they usually pass on the homo hat to him.
by Actvs Dei May 24, 2006
the act of jizzing in your partners orifice, be it an asshole, vagina, mouth, ear, wound, etc. You then tie a whole ham to your head and shove it into said orifice.
After recieving a pork pie hat from an anonymous person, dp began to curse for the first time in his life.
by darthredneck October 20, 2008
Guy 1: I went fishing last week, and you wouldn't believe the number of dad hats that I saw there
Guy 2: If those hats would all burn I wouldn't be sad
Guy 2: If those hats would all burn I wouldn't be sad
by Reapy Boi June 06, 2017
Person 1 "Ooh, that guy's been wearing an asshat!"
Person 2 "How can you tell?"
Person 1 "Well he has ass hat hair, of course!"
Person 2 "How can you tell?"
Person 1 "Well he has ass hat hair, of course!"
by fullofpith October 04, 2007
A theory which has been proven on numerous accounts in which any man wearing a white hat is guaranteed to get poon that night.
Max's night certainly backs up White Hat Theory. Rather than hooking up with butch chicks like usual, he decided to rock his new white hat and, in turn, got with some hot slore at the Jug.
by mike_hellraiser_tyson March 12, 2009
Hat hair located in the pubic region. Usually painful due to being matted down by the pants all day.
by puggy343 May 18, 2006