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throw cards

To throw cards: intention of chatting up a girl because she turns you on
Throw cards: Someone is throwing cards to a girl because she turns him on
by Live Drop March 18, 2017
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Throat Card

Something pulled by douchebags to try to seem like aggrieved victims when no crime is being committed, but they can't legitimately argue against something without revealing that they are douchebags.
"The tyranny of diversity, equity and inclusion is another case of the woke libs shoving their hate down our throats!!"
"Bro, stop pulling the throat card. You just want everything straight white & male."

"This bussing and integration sucks! It's not about me being a racist! The government should stop telling us how to live & stop shoving this down our throats! I don't want some niggur rubbing up against my daughter at a dance!"
"There they go. Playing the throat card again."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 13, 2025
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Uno Reverse Card

An overpowered card that can defend any insult.
Voldemort: Avada Kedavra!
Harry: *pulls out uno reverse card
Voldemort: *dies
by FCCRickRoll250 November 18, 2021
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Simp Card

A simp card is ANYthing posted, written, pr recorded that has even a hint of rizz. Becoming very popular during the age of the Welcome Home ARG, Simp Cards are usually done as drawings or spoken with the "~" symbol. Simp Cards are very common on TikTok. Usually used as an alternative way of getting rizzed up is "Getting a simp card pulled"/"Getting simp carded"
Wally Darling RF Au "Where are you going dear~"
Y/N "I AM NOT GOING TO GET SIMP CARDED"

Y/N "That TikTok just pulled a simp card"
by Saynivia August 17, 2023
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hard card

your driver's licsense
"dude, i got my hard card the day after my brithday!"
by shabangabang February 14, 2008
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by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025
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Reverse Card

The almighty, unbeatable comeback to the "no u" insult. Unbeatable. For maximum effect, have a physical copy of the "reverse card" in uno, but it is not required. You have to say it quickly after the "no u" insult, or death will be inevitable. Once you say the quote "reverse card" (and optionally hold up your physical reverse card), watch your opponent die in the most brutal way to exist.
You: ur mum gay lol
Idiot, stupid, ignorant, brainless, foolish, dull-witted, nincompoop person: no u
You, absolute giga-chad: Reverse card.
Idiot, stupid, ignorant, brainless, foolish, dull-witted, nincompoop person: but wh- (dies painfully and brutally)
by GoldPotato February 18, 2022
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