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That's not a joke

Hym "That's not a joke what you're doing there. This was the wrong time to be uppity about your kids. You came into this thinking I was pranking your or something and now your want to pretend it doesn't matter that I was right because you still want to be uppity about your kids. Like, you don't tell me anything parent-bitch. You tell those fucking kids of yours that you're trying to trade them for another little boy or girl. And when your kids ask WHY you can tell them 'I tried to dictate to Hym the nature and course of his life so I fed them to Hym so he wouldn't come for you.' OR you can lie to their shit, retarded little faces. Which is what I expect your to do."
by Hym Iam November 20, 2025
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Iad Joke

A joke that was fucking lame as hell and not funny whatsoever. A joke that makes people laugh at the person that said the joke and clown them instead of laughing at the joke instead.
“Ima hit you wit the 1 2 Combo”

That shit was a iad joke”
by #1iadglazer November 29, 2023
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Joke-abee

A noun used to describe the uncanny way GOP candidate Mike Huckabee uses a snappy one-liner or other joke in a serious moment to dodge a tough question.
If you go to youtube and type in "Mike Huckabee Metamucil, you will see a textbook Joke-abee.
by former Huck-Agreer January 20, 2008
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joke

A thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny
punchline.
"She was in a good mood to tell jokes"
by anonymous February 20, 2022
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Resist joke

a joke that is based off of something sexually attracting or something sexual
someone post cropped ankha porn "Resist joke"
by yng mickey October 1, 2021
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National Ur Momma Joke Day

On April 3, everyone would be allowed to make a “Ur Momma” joke without dying of cringe.
Time to go make billions of ur momma jokes without dying of cringe because it’s National Ur Momma Joke Day!”
by Jaundoce April 16, 2022
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Carpentier joke

To its bare minimum the definition of a Carpentier joke is such a joke, not necessarily very good one, that is not understood by the majority of the group and only by certain Carpentiers who then laugh hard and loud.
Pie: I don’t understand it. Nick: it must be a Carpentier joke.
by Spootnick3000 August 2, 2019
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