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Checking the competition

The act of peeking over the divider between urinals and looking at another man's penis
Dude 1: (Checks the competition)

Dude 2: What the hell was that man?! Are you gay?!

Dude 1: Hell no! I'm just checking the competition.
by Gregalis March 31, 2012
mugGet the Checking the competitionmug.

Checking

1. I saw you and that girl were talking down di road over deh... You guys checking?

2. Yeah, we checking
by Lime Juice (St. Lucia) February 20, 2023
mugGet the Checkingmug.

wipe check

When youve been ripping ass all day at work and never needed to take a shit. most of the farts were pretty dry and trust worthy.

Then you come home to your girlfriend and shes ready for you to lay down the D. You have no idea if youre clean back there so you run into the bathroom right quick and do 1 or 2 "wipe checks"
Man, so i went on my 3rd date and i was rilping ass the whole time -it was probably the tacos- she finally asked me if i wanted to come over. I knew i was going to lay it down so i excused myself and went to the bathroom to do a few "wipe checks" so she wouldnt be smelling my booty fumes
by Maverick-BO January 13, 2017
mugGet the wipe checkmug.

Check my tie

When you've snorted cocain and want to know make sure there is no visible cocain on or in your nose.
Hey Tommy, check my tie, I just hit the slopes and there's no mirror.
by Folistic August 31, 2023
mugGet the Check my tiemug.

perm check

the act of checking one’s surroundings for valuables prior to leaving an area after a smoke sesh
by freddie benson September 25, 2021
mugGet the perm checkmug.

check it out man

8102 Slang for " yo whatsup lil dude"
Check it out man is slang for " hello"

R " yo sup lil dude "

Lil A " Check this shit out man"
by DLBIG May 22, 2017
mugGet the check it out manmug.

Dumb check

When a person tests another persons knowledge whether it’s general or common sense. Checking to see if the person is dumb, when a person fails to make the cut for having general knowledge, or common sense, or even thinking that they know everything but you can prove that they don’t then they pass the dumb check.
Bruh this person just passed a dumb check cause he asked me organize some stuff for him, which I did, and instead of checking to see for himself he just said that I didn’t do shit and called me annoying.

Congratulations you have successfully passed a dumb check dumbass
by Just words that go together October 11, 2019
mugGet the Dumb checkmug.

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