holy guac

A sentence to express your surprise about a situation or something somebody told you.

Friend:"dude I just won the lottery yesterday!"
Me: "Holy guac, no freaking way ma boy."

by SmasherOO November 28, 2018

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Holy tits!

My bro came up with this, basically when something is so appalling or astonishing that "Holy shit!" or "Holy fucking shit!" wont cover it

Heres an example of "Holy Tits!" in a conversation
Jimmy: "Bro, look at him! he's lighting firecrackers in front of that guys house!"
Tom: "Wait, isn't that principal Skinners house?"
Jimmy: "Holy Tits!!!"

by GoFigure0 January 29, 2025

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Holy Sheepah

A term used by the Sheep worshipping cult of Tokoroa to convey shock or disbelief.

Adrian: I heard they don't even gaurd the sheep down south. They're right there, waiting to be shagged.
Cassie: Holy Sheepah!

by tui pure3 November 11, 2011

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Holy Shit

Holy Shit is a word used to describe surprise in many different situations.

Person 1: I just got fucked by a bunch of black guys.
Person 2: Holy SHIT!!! :0
Person 1: Why r u acting like a fucktard, u were their!!!
Person 2: *Unzips pants
Person 2: Time for round 2

by Th3Pr0f1t March 3, 2021

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