The German Tissue Box

The act of using a bratwurst/sausage to rip the hymen of a female, just like opening the film on a new tissue box

Person 1: Hey man did you snag Jessica's virginity last night?

Person 2: Nah bro I hit her with the German Tissue Box so I wouldn't get blood on my rod.

Person 1: right on!

by Kevin Sanchez February 6, 2018

free gems

Commonly asked by a lot of Indians and Nepali, in many YouTube videos for Supercell games, in order to phish, while always ending up permanently banned in the game.

Alas! Sometimes ago I lost my 400+ gems in the laboratory while trying to upgrade my Barbarians.

plis give me free germs supercall

free gems plz my baby sister used all of my gems while i was in the kitchen

by King Mohammad February 12, 2018

Floodite Gems

'Floodite Gems' are a cursed type of Ammolite gemstone currently being pilfered from traditional Blackfoot territory in southern Alberta Canada. These floodite-gems are being sold by thieves to the unwary and may cause symptoms such as alcoholism, depression, loop-thoughts, heart palpitations, as well as induce feelings of frustration, guilt, shame, self hate, feelings of worthlessness etc. Wearers may also be targeted by angry ghosts from the American Indian Holocaust. Without a proper blessing from a genuine Shaman these floodite gems will align your chakras to conflict with angry spirits and evil thought forms and are better off left in the ground.

Holy shit are those 'Floodite Gems'!? Why would you wear those!? Do you know how many angry ghosts are attached to that? Ammolite is a terrible fashion statement and is known to causes birth defects in muggles!

by starlessgolightly October 2, 2018

Turkish-German University

A quite new university formed in Turkey.
Lessons are held dominanly in german, but the university offers studies in english aswell.
Most departments lack some lecturers, but the university itself still functions better than most of the other turkish universities.

is also full of dogs.

I study at Turkish-German University

by Khanon November 29, 2018

Night german

A phrase used by people online to "loophole" using the N-word in places the N-word is blocked or banned.
"NIGht GERman",

"NIG-GER".

1"i dont like night germans"
2"night germans?"
1" you know, NIGht GERmans"
2 "oh"

by i do stuff online December 13, 2018

Stone German

He is acc the bolloks he has a massive knob don’t know how he is the bolloks at Most things wish I could be like him one day

I wish I could be a stone German

by Sdog May 20, 2019

Stone german

Stone is acc the bolloks see him on nights out all the time he always messing about with his ankle cause that’s how big his knob is. Would love a peice of that one day

Give me a stone german

by Sdog May 20, 2019