stoner fake tits

The token weed enthusiast with artificial softball-like breasts.

Erin: Last night I watched a movie with my sister

Jon: Which sister?

Erin: The one we call Stoner Fake Tits

by Fuckthatnoise April 27, 2015

spit on da fake queen

What one does when looking for the way and they find the fake queen

Look bruddas she is not da real queen, spit on da fake queen

by Da way of the devil January 28, 2018

National Stop making fake Holidays Day

Every day of the year. Stop.

Definition: National stop making fake Holidays Day
Use:
Person 1: Today is national people who are 6'0 and have black hair day! Because I said it is!
Person 2: No.

by makeitnow December 6, 2020

Fake The Snake

when you think he's going for 4nal, then goes for the Pu$$y, then Vice Versa.

he fake the snake on me!
oh really?
he went for the pussy

by ToxicSilence359 December 15, 2017

Philly Fake out

Doing a guy/girl in from behind.. you spit on her back when shes the person turns around you blow it in thier face.

Damn... last night I gave your old lady a Philly fake out.

by robbie September 30, 2003

fake

A gangsta who commits felonies but gets caught to many times and ends up having to find a new profession after realizing how much he sucked at the thug life.

Fake: Hey kid, the thug life is not the way to go you will end up dead or in jail.

Real: Fuck you nigga just because you got caught for everything you did don't mean I'm I will.

Fake: I got caught and convicted check my record bro, I'm the hardest mutha fucka you'll ever meet.

Real: Only a fake gangsta like you would get caught since You brag about all the crimes you commit on urban dictionary.

Fake: CHECK MY RECORD!! IT PROVES HOW BAD I AM!

Real: You should be on The Worlds Dumbest Criminals.

Fake: What's The Worlds Dumbest Criminals?

Real: You're the worlds dumbest criminal. You got caught stealing a toof brush and violated your parole remember?

Fake: Going to prison makes you a real gangsta.

Real: I bet you cried like a little bitch when you were there STFU.

by hardcorewanksta January 9, 2010

Not Fake Girlfriend

A relationship that is not acknowledged as a "Girlfriend", but holds true to all requirements of the girlfriend tag.

Lisa is not Rob's Not Fake Girlfriend, because she's his girlfriend. That's just the way it is.

by Not Not Rob's Neighbor February 22, 2011