fucking ancient

something that is "fucking ancient" is something insanely cool.

Wow! Look at that girl's outfit. That's so fucking ancient.

by fucking ancient June 12, 2020

fucking awkward

When you are overcome with an uncomfortable situation that can leave you feeling slightly embarrassed and wished you had a remote control for your life to hit the fast forward button.

A sex scene came on while I was watching T.V with my mom and it was fucking awkward.

by asappossible May 11, 2016

Song-fucked

This occurs when a person hears a song on the radio, hummed or sung by someone else nearby, with the end result being that your mind repeats the song over and over again until it is forgotten or superceded by another song.

"As few seconds after Chris started humming the theme to 'Team America', the words 'America... Fuck yeah!' repeated in my head. It was then that I knew I'd been song-fucked, and would need to cleanse my palate with another song or play a video game to get my mind off that damn song."

by odieodieo September 1, 2009

Fuck Crunchies

Small, whitish, particles or crumb-like residue typically found on bed sheets the day after a heavy session of pussy-banging. The volume of fuck crunchies directly varies with: 1) the amount of "wetness" that had been experienced by the woman's pussy, 2) the amount of coming by both parties.

My buddy Ethan sat down on my bed, but was entirely disgusted when he realized that he'd sat in a minefield of fuck crunchies from me & Liz the night before.

by Shel_TR February 6, 2009

Tucked the fuck in

When someone doesn't just lose at a game, but rather they get completely devastated and destroyed by the opposition.

"Damn, they didn't just lose the match... They got Tucked the fuck in!"

by C-Money666 January 12, 2020

posi-FUCK

Positivity, but it goes to shit halfway through (coined by The Click go subscribe)

Positivity? I am posi-FUCK

by rightsock_asock September 7, 2020

Fuck Puck

A person you see as ready and willing to engage in a sexcapade.

Anyone you see who instantly arouses your sexual interest and/or desire.

A person you randomly meet who you wish to have a one-night stand with.

This guy I work with sees all female customers as a fuck puck

by bludiamondgirl April 30, 2009