A term used widely on IRC. To ping someone is to send them a packet of data and record the time it takes for their PC to respond. This is meseared in miliseconds, and the lower, the better.
by Nick June 23, 2004
Guy 1- "Hey can i play some ping pong with you?"
Guy 2- "Hell no, go away."
Guy 1- "Aw man, why you saucin' on me?"
Guy 2- "Hell no, go away."
Guy 1- "Aw man, why you saucin' on me?"
by meowmixisdelicious July 11, 2008
by pook me October 20, 2008
1. The meeting time you proposed is not yet blocked out in my calendar.
2. The joke you sent me may prove offensive or incomprehensible to persons from other geographical regions, but because I am from California I find it funny.
2. The joke you sent me may prove offensive or incomprehensible to persons from other geographical regions, but because I am from California I find it funny.
1. Tuesday at 11? Works for me.
2. A guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, “You ain’t from around here, are ya?”
The guy says, “No, I’m from Canada.”
The bartender says, “What do you do in Canada?”
The guy says, “I’m a taxidermist.”
The bartender says, “A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?”
“No, a taxidermist doesn’t drive a taxi. I mount animals.”
The bartender grins and hollers, “It’s okay boys. He’s one of us.”
2. A guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, “You ain’t from around here, are ya?”
The guy says, “No, I’m from Canada.”
The bartender says, “What do you do in Canada?”
The guy says, “I’m a taxidermist.”
The bartender says, “A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?”
“No, a taxidermist doesn’t drive a taxi. I mount animals.”
The bartender grins and hollers, “It’s okay boys. He’s one of us.”
by CougarSW2 November 14, 2004
When you want a bitch to take ya dick down her throat but you gotta ask like a gentleman with minimal effort.
by PapaCopperpot August 12, 2017
1: Because all of me, loves all of you.
2: Give your all to me, I'll give my all to you.
3: ALL OF YOU, CARDS ON THE TABLE WE'RE BOTH SHOWING HEARTS.
2: Give your all to me, I'll give my all to you.
3: ALL OF YOU, CARDS ON THE TABLE WE'RE BOTH SHOWING HEARTS.
by Snowpuppy2882 August 22, 2017