Carolyn Bryant

A Carolyn Bryant is a woman who seeks attention by having people punished excessively. Punishments are framed as defensive or corrective measures. A major component of being a Carolyn Bryant is exaggeration or feigning of danger and need of protective action, followed by directives which are more exploitative or aggressive than defensive.

The term comes from the 1955 murder of 14-year-old African American boy, Emmett Till, which occured at the behest of White, married Carolyn Bryant, who accused Till of flirting with her. Carolyn later admitted to distorting parts of her story regarding Till.

CB's are histrionically addicted to being lavished with sympathy and protective indignance. A CB's goal is to watch others needlessly over-defend her. She may repeatedly reinvigorate old, resolved conflicts or scower for reasons to punish people. CB behavior is sometimes called "waving the white handkerchief" and is a form of "duping delight." Even when a kernel of truth is involved in a CB's story, she usually ommits information, skews context, embelleshes, and always requests excessive abuse.

CB behavior can be envious sabotage, or for the excitement of watching others fuss excessively over her.

A CB might pose a legitimate complaint, but as a psychopathic narcissist, she acts on nonsensical and outlandishly inappropriate address of her concerns.

CB's seize on easy targets and evoke other sociopaths, often getting away with murder.

My classmate asked me to slash someone's tires because he wouldn't date her. She's such a Carolyn Bryant.

My cousin is trying to have someone thrown in jail for an argument they had in 4th grade. What a Carolyn Bryant.

by creepycrawler666 January 7, 2024

Carolann

Positives About Carolann

. She's loyal to the core
. Has a heart of gold
. Independent

. Fearless
. Fucking hilarious

. Authentic in every way
. Naturally Beautiful

. Ridiculously strong
. Great cook
. Best lover to her partner
. Incredible mother

. Open minded
. Firm but fair
. Sexy as fuck
. Hard working

. Punctual

. Has a dirty laugh
. Articulate

. Very genuine
. Brave

. Caring

. Deep talker
. Very kind
. People Naturally open up to her
. Trustworthy

. Loving
. Emotionally intelligent

. Loves UFC

Negatives to some

. FIREY
. Can fight like a man
. Swears
. Sensitive

. Can be very inappropriate at times

. Loves vulgarity

. Dark sense of humour
. Doesn't like soaps or chick flicks
. Brutally honest... A little to much
. Likes her space

. Isn't good at small talk

. Doesn't answer the door

. Doesn't like people very much
. Pees with the door open

. Occasionally sleep walks when drinking.

. Stubborn as fuck

Don't fuck with Carolann.

Carolann, I need your opinion on this. You will tell me the truth.

Get me Carolann

Carolann gets kicked out of the pub for doing rollie pollies again.

*door bell goes* Carolann ignores it.

Carolann carried 3 weeks of food shop home herself again.

Carolann, I need your help. I can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we're gonna hurt some people. : Carolann - Who's car are we gonna take?

Carolann has a great arse.

Carolann: So... How do you think the pyramids were built? Do you shave your arsehole? How do you do it?

Carolann, what do you want to drink? Carolann: A pint please

What pod cast are you listening to? Carolann: Joe Rogans

by DoctorDontDoIt January 8, 2024

Caroline

Always a beautiful girl, A dirty blonde who will always laugh at your stupid jokes. If you love her, make sure you make your move because every guy can see how great she really is, as a friend and surely girlfriend material. A true beaut

I love that Caroline she just always makes everything feel alright.

by 6YearsTooLateEC January 16, 2024

Carolina Mudslide

A Carolina Mudslide is the act of defocating on someone’s chest but with large amounts of diarrhea instead of regular feces. This is similar to a Cleveland Steamer but with diarrhea.

“OMG did you hear that Jake asked Melinda to give him the wettest, nastiest Carolina Mudslide he has ever gotten, AND SHE DID IT!? Just wild that those two have only been together 2 weeks… at the beginning they started their love affair with Cleveland Steamers, and now this…*Shudders*”

by TJXXVII January 27, 2024

Carol Cousins

Carol Cousins is an amazingly beautiful woman. Her beautiful green eyes seem to look into your soul. Those green eyes change color based on her mood. At times they are so bright they look like panther eyes. She has a huge heart and would help anyone, even if it is just to listen. She is slow to anger but when you do make her angry beware. She will fight for her family, especially her children and grandchildren. Even though she is not very tall doesn’t mean she won’t get in your face over her family. Carol seems to collect teens and adults because they’re drawn to her. She has so much love to give. The man she falls in love with is the luckiest man alive. Her green eyes and red hair shows some of her fire, compassion, and love.

Carol Cousins is happy.

by BBS2024 February 3, 2024

Carolina Hotbox

Eating a girl's vagina while taking a dump.

While on the can I got to enjoy a Carolina hotbox.

by Wonderwoman74 November 14, 2023

Carolina

A girl in my class who is the most beautiful human I’ve ever seen. She usually stays quiet in class and barely talks to anybody but that’s what makes her really unique. She has beautiful brown eyes that are as pretty as the autumn leafs. Black hair that flows as enchanting as a river. And a personality so amazing it leaves you pondering, wondering, thinking if you’ll ever find somebody as amazing as her. A beauty of a human she is

Person 1:” hey you know Carolina”
Me: “yea, she’s really pretty”

by Fimsh November 16, 2023